Michelle Puns

Barackoli 🥦

When they go low, we get high.

So I did.

M-I-C-H-E-L-L-E B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S

Barack ‘n’ roll

I don't wanna be Obamaself.

Barack-choy.

He tells the host he has come dressed as a snail.

"But who's the woman?" The host asks, confused.

"Oh, This is Michelle"

This was my 6 year old cousins favourite joke for a while and it still cracks me up especially given the concerned looks the adults share when the joke starts

It said “Michelle”

“I’m a turtle,” he says. “Oh... who’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle,” he replies.

I said it's Michelle

He named it Michelle

...the host said where's your costume? The guy said I'm wearing a costume - I'm a snail. The host said you're a snail? The guy said yes, a snail, and pointed to his girlfriend and said this is Michelle.

A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman in his back.

Someone asked: "What are you supposed to be?"

The man replies "Oh, I'm a turtle."

"But how are you a turtle? You've just got a naked woman on your back."

"Oh that" The man replies, "That's Michelle."

On my way down I saw a naked man with a naked woman on his back. I asked him “What are you dressing up as” He said “ I’m going as a turtle” I asked “so then who’s hat on your back” he replied “ Michelle”.

Right at the end of the first chase scene where Paul Walker is running on top of the bus and Michelle Rodriguez spins her car around for him to grab the rear, I turned and said (quietly):

"They showed that in the trailers, talk about your.....spoilers."

michelle

Guy goes to a fancy dress party piggybacking his girlfriend with his face painted green. Bouncer asks him 'what are you supposed to be?' the guy responds 'I'm a turtle and this is Michelle '

My mom was looking for her phone and asked my dad, "Honey, can you call my phone?" To which he started shouting, "Michelle's phone! Michelle's phone, where are you?!"

Barackoli.

Barackoli.

I don’t want to be Obamaself.

I don't wanna be Obama self.

“I’m a turtle” he says

Oh...well who’s that on your back then?

He replies, “That’s Michelle...”