Toni
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︎ Jul 31 2019
My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards
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︎ May 08 2021
Capβn Crunch and Tony the Tiger are getting married next month.
Donβt laugh, this is cereal.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
Tony told me that I shouldn't spell his name backwards
My response was only: "y not?"
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︎ Apr 26 2021
I just heard that Snap, Crackle & Pop, Tony the Tiger and Capn Crunch have all been killed.
Sounds like the work of a Cereal Killer.
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︎ May 09 2021
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...
apparently the paper was jamming.
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︎ May 20 2021
If Tony Stark was born in ancient Italy
He would've called himself the Iron Roman.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why.
He just looked at me and said,
"They're GREAT!"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Starkβs parents?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Did you hear about the guy who murdered Cap'n, Tony and Sam?
He's this country's most notorious cereal killer
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Tony Starkers.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Did you hear about the Pokemon Trainer who got an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call a man with no shins?
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︎ May 27 2021
My friendβs parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
My sister didn't get my pun
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What does Tony Hawk use to landscape his yard?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
My dad always introduces my mom as
His βfirst wifeβ
(Theyβve been married 43 years)
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What dating app does Tony hawk use?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Did you hear about the guy who has no feet or shins?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
My college roommate, Anthony, was really into Italian food and Jamaican music.
We called him Reggae Tony.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Ever wondered why there are so many people named Tony in New York?
Itβs because on their luggage it said To N.Y
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︎ Apr 06 2020
A great dad joke I just heard in an episode of The Sopranos
Tony Soprano: So your father tells me youβre taking up Astronomy in college.
Kevin Bonpensiero: No, business.
Tony Soprano: Well how come he keeps saying youβre taking up space in school?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Coffee pls
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︎ May 29 2020
βHey Tony, how is it that your shirts are always wrinkle free?β
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︎ Jan 06 2020
What is Tony Stark's favorite form of humor?
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︎ Jul 06 2019
"Ey Tony, get the
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︎ Aug 28 2019
A fan approached Tony Stark and asked how does he keep himself fit
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Tony Stark used the Mark 50 in Infinity War and Bruce Banner used the...
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︎ Jul 24 2019
What would you call Tony Stark if he lived in the ocean?
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Why did Tony Stark put a tracker on Natasha?
Because she was always Romanoff
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︎ Oct 11 2019
What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Why are so many Italian immigrants called Tony?
Because they all wore signs saying "To NY."
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...
Guess he was a cereal killer.
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︎ Jan 22 2019
Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards.
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︎ May 04 2021
My friend tony asked me not to say his name backwards
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︎ Apr 20 2021
My friend Tony asked my not to spell his name backwards...
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My friend Tony asked me not to spell his name backwards
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︎ Apr 21 2021
How much does it cost to kill Tony Starkβs family?
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︎ Dec 19 2018
Tony the Tiger is dead... Murdered!
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︎ Feb 28 2020
How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Stark's parents?
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︎ Feb 26 2020
What do you call a man with no shins?
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︎ Mar 07 2021
How much did it cost to kill Tony Stark's Parents
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What do you call a man with no shins?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
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