So it’s not a drink?

So I came out to my family about 2 weeks ago using a meme as genderfluid and sent it to the family group chat. The moment my dad saw it the holy god of dad jokes must of possessed him and he typed into the group chat, β€œSo it’s not a drink?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonsOfKhorne
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I got my daughter so good today I stunned her into silence

My daughter comes home from school and plops down in the chair in front of me hands in her hair

Daughter: My Homework is SOO gay

Me: I'm glad to hear that it's LGTBY friendly

She gives me a blank stare with a few blinks for about 10 seconds

Daughter: What!? Dad.. NO! It's not that! I mean it's... Just... no!

Me: Oh! so it's happy then! I'm glad your homework had a great day at school!

My daughter exhales sharply

Daughter: Sure dad, it's Happiest homework ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obievil
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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I built a snow man this morning.

Then the sun came out and it became genderfluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derawin07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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