Feminine Puns

A list of puns related to "Feminine"

I was sick and tired of my wife forgetfully leaving her feminine hygiene products in the toilet, so I confronted her

She immediately flushed with embarrassment.

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👤︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
📅︎ May 29 2021
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My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side...

...so I crashed the car.

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👤︎ u/Poop_Meister69
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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My Mom said my Dad can be a little feminine at time with his feelings.

My Dad responded that he was trying to be trans-parent.

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👤︎ u/fartingpinetree
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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Son, if a girl tells you a perfume is unisex, it’s probably still too feminine to wear. If YOU tell her the perfume is unisex, well...

Youneedsex

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👤︎ u/Detharatsh
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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Our local store had a problem with people stealing their feminine hygiene products,

so they installed a padlock.

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👤︎ u/Exposed_dancer
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

I’ll take that ban now

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👤︎ u/archit14
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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What do you get after playing a lute for 10 hours straight?

Minstrel cramps.

Edit: (I'm sorry. Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.)

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👤︎ u/MookieV
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Feeling a bit girly

My best friend just returned from Denmark and came over to watch the game.

Dad: So how was your last semester?

Friend: It was amazing. I was abroad. It was so much fun.

Dad: Yeah, you did seem a little more feminine than I remember.

-Couldn't help but laugh.

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👤︎ u/kamdaman1212
📅︎ Dec 30 2013
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Proceed with caution: joking about wife's butt.

Wife: (commenting on the state of her posterior, obviously a delicate topic) "It wouldn't be attractive if I had a 100% muscular butt: it's a good thing I make a little layer of fat to smooth it out and make me look feminine."

Me: "Well, you never do anything half-assed."

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👤︎ u/Vesvvi
📅︎ Aug 31 2014
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My wife told me to be more in touch with with my feminine side....

So I crashed the car.

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👤︎ u/AngryRobin
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side

So I crashed my car

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👤︎ u/Jack-Of-All-Trades-
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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My wife asked me to get in touch with my more feminine side

So I crashed the car

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👤︎ u/CoinMosquito703
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side

So I crashed the car and didn't talk to her all day for no reason.

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👤︎ u/Roland_248
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side

So I crashed the car

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👤︎ u/Moony-7
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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My wife wants me to embrace my feminine side

So I crashed the car

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👤︎ u/chaotic_psychotic
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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