How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
My sister didn't get my pun
What does Tony Hawk use to landscape his yard?
What dating app does Tony hawk use?
Tony the Tiger is dead... Murdered!
Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?
Ever wondered why there are so many people named Tony in New York?
It’s because on their luggage it said To N.Y
Any folks on here like Tony Beannet?
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
“Hey Tony, how is it that your shirts are always wrinkle free?”
What is Tony Stark's favorite form of humor?
What do you call a buff Italian man named Anthony?
Rig-a-toni
(Thought of this a while ago while at the gym, had a chuckle)
A fan approached Tony Stark and asked how does he keep himself fit
Why did Tony Stark put a tracker on Natasha?
Because she was always Romanoff
Tony Stark used the Mark 50 in Infinity War and Bruce Banner used the...
What would you call Tony Stark if he lived in the ocean?
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony (say it out loud slowly)
Why are so many Italian immigrants called Tony?
Because they all wore signs saying "To NY."
What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?
Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...
Guess he was a cereal killer.
Iron man is getting married
His welding is tomorrow and it’s with a fe-male. Apparently he was steel a bachelor and Tonys Spark led to an impromptu proposal and welding.
Little Known Fact: Matthew Broderick almost beat out Robert Downey Jr for the role of Tony Stark
When Downey got the role, they had to change the movie title to Iron Man instead of Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
My wife asked if Tony Romo was still playing for the Cowboys. I said he was working for CBS as a plain potato.
Because he’s a commentator.
Tony Stark Dad Joke
Tony: Hey Steve. Come over here.
Steve: Yeah?
Tony: Look at this.
Tony: shows Steve a picture of a knee
Steve: What’s that?
Tony: It’s your knee, Cap.
It's weird that the name Tony is common, but the name Fingerelbow isn't.
Tony Stark builds super-advanced tech and dangerous weapons in order to keep the world safe?
They should call him Iron-y Man.
I asked my dad how uncle Tony died?
He said a bus ran over his finger.
I said a bus can't kill you by running over your finger.
He said it can if you're scratching your ass at the time.
Who is Tony Soprano’s favorite wizard?
What did Tony the Tiger say to the milk jug when asked about a bunch of swollen raisins sitting in the corner of the fridge?
Me: Hey Tony, can you spell your name backwards?
If Iron man was a potato, what would he be called?
How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Stark's parents?
How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?
How much did it cost to kill Tony Stark's Parents
What do you call a man with no shins?
What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?
What do you call a guy with no shins ?
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