I saw male wigs on sale for $1
Itβs a small price toupee
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Shoutout to male pornstars
Those guys are always working hard
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I Keep Getting Emails About βMale Enhancementβ
They go straight to my Junk.
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︎ May 19 2021
What do you call a smart male bovine?
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︎ May 22 2021
For generations every male in my family has made and passed on their dad jokes
Guess you could call it pop culture
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︎ May 28 2021
Chemically, Iron Man is [Fe]Male !!
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︎ Apr 18 2021
My friend just started his own business with the sole motivation to help affordably castrate male dogs.
That's true entrepreneutership
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︎ May 21 2021
What do you call a male orange?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Weβre looking for a male cleaner...
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︎ May 16 2021
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well itβs not a law itβs a mandate
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I found a "Pocket Guide to Male Masturbation"
I think it will really come in handy.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
get it? get it? get it?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What's the biggest difference between male patients in a mental hospital and their female nurses?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
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︎ Mar 17 2021
My mom made some fudge the other day. I asked if it was male or female.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What do you call a male prostitute
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?
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︎ Mar 06 2021
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time.
One to cook and one to clean.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?
One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Unidentified male charged with two completely different crimes in the produce aisle.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
It's different. Take note everybody
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︎ Apr 01 2021
In a dream I was being chased by a trillion male cows...
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︎ Jan 31 2021
How can you tell the difference between male & female ants
Put them in water. Girl ants sink. The rest are boy-ant
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Whatβs the difference between a female basket and a male basket?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
If a male person bursts into laughter...
... can he then be accused of manslaughter?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
what vacuum cleaner has no male heirs
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What do you call a male milk maid?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Why do male llamas go to a therapist?
Their women are such llama queens.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Scary Horses
Sir Longbottom of Yorkshire, England has 20 horses in his stable. 9 are males and 11 are females. Why are them 11 females scary?
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︎ May 27 2021
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it's on the house.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
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︎ Dec 06 2020
How can youtell a male cow from a female cow?
The male cow only has one teet.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
A person can be alpha male or a beta male but
Hulk is always a gamma male
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︎ Nov 25 2020
If a male owl's sibling adopts a baboon,
then owl be a monkey's uncle.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
A bunch of male ducks teased me today because I still watch Nickelodeon.
I ignored them because I don't have time for Drakes and Josh
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︎ Oct 22 2020
My son asked me what a male puppy is called
I told him there called sonβs of bitches
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What do you call an invisible mom who was assigned male at birth?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What do you call a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
It should be ganderstepping since most Nazi soldiers were male.
What's good for the goose, I guess.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do doctors call the procedure to turn a female to male?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
So we have alpha males, beta males
why can't we have phi males?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Shoutout to male pornstars
Those guys are always working hard
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︎ May 04 2021
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
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︎ Mar 17 2021
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