Male Child Puns

A list of puns related to "Male Child"

My male child recently revealed that he's attracted to both men and women

He's my bi son.

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👤︎ u/CocoBandicoot99
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...

"They become brain-dad!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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As an only child who is male, I should have been named...

Solomon.

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👤︎ u/neverwastetheday
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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What did the star call his male child?

His sun.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why do vegans love winter?

This is the time of the year when you can eat carrots from snowmen for free.

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👤︎ u/notseefun
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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