Why is it so hard to get a date with a girl who likes horses?
Because she is already in a stable relationship...
Remember boys, if your girl looks like this, she's a kiefer.
Girls are like Pokemon.
You need balls to catch them
Australia’s recovery from Covid-19 is a bit like a Spice Girls reunion
Victoria ruins it for everyone
I told this girl I was talking to that I like to race cars, she asked me if I win often
I said no, the cars are much faster
"Dad, what's it called if I like both boys and girls," the male buffalo said.
"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.
I tried learning about all the different kinds of aircraft but I quickly found out girls didn’t like that basic personality trait
They thought I was such a plane guy
How does Darth Vader like his girls?
The girl at chipotle asked if I like white or brown rice
I told her that she’s rice-ist
I once told a girl that her body was shaped like a ketchup bottle.
She took it as a condiment.
Girls are like usernames.
The ones I want are already taken.
I’m not like the other girls
How will a tomato seller will tell his girl that he likes her ?
Seller : I like you from my head TO-MA-TOES
What do you call a girl that looks like a guy?
I think the girl at the grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!
I started taking the girl I like out to places horses are kept.
I just want a stable relationship.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a girl who likes puns?
RePUNzel
proceeds to slap knee
Whenever I see a girl I like with another man I feel prisoner to my emotions and spend a night in jailousy
One time I lowered my standards when it came to a girl but I told my friends afterwards the girl was hot like a summer day in the Sahara. You could say I metaphor.
Girls who like marvel are loki kinda cute.
My 4yo girl ask me, "Daddy, how do you like being a boy?"
I replied, "It has its ups and downs." (at least my wife thought it was funny!)
How much sex does a person who likes boys and girls have?
What do you call a girl who smells like cantaloupe?
Why did the girl mushroom like the boy mushroom?
A girl I like wouldn’t go out with me until I bought her a tonic water.
Schwepped her off her feet
If you want to get a girl to like you all you have to do is tell cat jokes
They’ll whisker off her feet
If you can’t find yourself a girl who likes Star Wars puns
You’re probably looking in Alderaan places.
A girls childhood is like a sentence?
Girl you're like a rope
I want you all around my neck
Our uni teacher didnt know what a girl in our class looked like so he asked what does alexis look like
I said like a subaru but nicer
What do you call a dog that likes both boys and girls?
I don't like average girls
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
Whenever I see a girl I like with another man I feel prisoner to my emotions
I spend a night in Jailousy
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
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