Why is it so hard to get a date with a girl who likes horses?

Because she is already in a stable relationship...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thomid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Remember boys, if your girl looks like this, she's a kiefer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boyfriendZero
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Girls are like Pokemon.

You need balls to catch them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Australia’s recovery from Covid-19 is a bit like a Spice Girls reunion

Victoria ruins it for everyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3Gums
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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"Dad, what's it called if I like both boys and girls," the male buffalo said.

"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I tried learning about all the different kinds of aircraft but I quickly found out girls didn’t like that basic personality trait

They thought I was such a plane guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notmyname3623
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I told this girl I was talking to that I like to race cars, she asked me if I win often

I said no, the cars are much faster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arnowhite
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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How does Darth Vader like his girls?

On the dark side...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serendipity_7
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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[Help] I am asking this girl to prom and putting the message on a button... she really likes puns but I can’t come up with any can I have some help?

She really likes debate, she runs a debate club. She likes chocolate cake. Her favourite animal is a tortoise. She is really good at playing instruments and she plays the bassoon. Anything will help, thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOMBZABOMB
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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The girl at chipotle asked if I like white or brown rice

I told her that she’s rice-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoeJascoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I once told a girl that her body was shaped like a ketchup bottle.

She took it as a condiment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Girls are like usernames.

The ones I want are already taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/show_me_the
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I’m not like the other girls

I’m a boy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1B1D1U1L1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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How will a tomato seller will tell his girl that he likes her ?

Seller : I like you from my head TO-MA-TOES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HahaNotSoFunnycom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What do you call a girl that looks like a guy?

A-man-duh

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I think the girl at the grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peacelovehap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I started taking the girl I like out to places horses are kept.

I just want a stable relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epikshit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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How do you get a country girl to like you?

A tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What do you call a girl who likes puns?

RePUNzel proceeds to slap knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwood_ninja_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Whenever I see a girl I like with another man I feel prisoner to my emotions and spend a night in jailousy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItBeLikeThatm8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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One time I lowered my standards when it came to a girl but I told my friends afterwards the girl was hot like a summer day in the Sahara. You could say I metaphor.

Get it? Met-a-four?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raging64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I'm not like other girls

I have a y chromosome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Jalix-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Girls who like marvel are loki kinda cute.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjodor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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How much sex does a person who likes boys and girls have?

Just enough to get BI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poely002
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Why did the girl mushroom like the boy mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaterJustace
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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What do you call a girl who smells like cantaloupe?

Melanie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blitzkrieger23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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A girl I like wouldn’t go out with me until I bought her a tonic water.

Schwepped her off her feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borkichewchew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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My 4yo girl ask me, "Daddy, how do you like being a boy?"

I replied, "It has its ups and downs." (at least my wife thought it was funny!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1doublezero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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If you want to get a girl to like you all you have to do is tell cat jokes

They’ll whisker off her feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSadisticNerd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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If you can’t find yourself a girl who likes Star Wars puns

You’re probably looking in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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A girls childhood is like a sentence?

It ends with a period.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlanetCEC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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What do you call a dog that likes both boys and girls?

A biscotti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herbalation
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Our uni teacher didnt know what a girl in our class looked like so he asked what does alexis look like

I said like a subaru but nicer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/symmetra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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I don't like average girls

They're all so...mean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokemon-collector
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leve1e1even
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baboon_Warlord
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pennywise32
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Whenever I see a girl I like with another man I feel prisoner to my emotions

I spend a night in Jailousy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItBeLikeThatm8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saphr0dite_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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