Girls Like You Puns

A list of puns related to "Girls Like You"

How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor

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👤︎ u/The-MEGA-O
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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I finally hooked up with the girl who said, “You’re like a brother to me”.

I said, “Well, if you incest”.

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👤︎ u/Shareef501
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a girl that looks like a guy?

A-man-duh

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👤︎ u/pleasedontbullyme_
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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What do you call a girl who likes puns?

RePUNzel proceeds to slap knee

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👤︎ u/redwood_ninja_
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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One time I lowered my standards when it came to a girl but I told my friends afterwards the girl was hot like a summer day in the Sahara. You could say I metaphor.

Get it? Met-a-four?

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👤︎ u/raging64
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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My 4yo girl ask me, "Daddy, how do you like being a boy?"

I replied, "It has its ups and downs." (at least my wife thought it was funny!)

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👤︎ u/1doublezero
📅︎ Sep 29 2014
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What do you call a girl who smells like cantaloupe?

Melanie

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👤︎ u/Blitzkrieger23
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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If you want to get a girl to like you all you have to do is tell cat jokes

They’ll whisker off her feet

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👤︎ u/TheSadisticNerd
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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If you can’t find yourself a girl who likes Star Wars puns

You’re probably looking in Alderaan places.

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👤︎ u/devnodegree
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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Girl you're like a rope

I want you all around my neck

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👤︎ u/King-of-strats
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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What do you call a dog that likes both boys and girls?

A biscotti.

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👤︎ u/herbalation
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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You know how to tell if that new girl likes you?

Dad: You give her two test tickles

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👤︎ u/Thrusticus
📅︎ Jul 11 2013
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How do you get a country girl to like you?

A tractor.

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👤︎ u/dumb-reply
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor.

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👤︎ u/leve1e1even
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor

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👤︎ u/Baboon_Warlord
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor

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👤︎ u/pennywise32
📅︎ May 24 2019
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor

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👤︎ u/Saphr0dite_
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor.

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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