Patrick Puns

Patrick the Panda.

Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.

"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"

"Why's that Dad?"

"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."

Obviously a sham rock.

The clone slammed me into a wall and lifted me by the neck. What could I do? I’d been hoisted by my own Picard.

That shit would be Kronk.

That may be no big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before.

Because the cases keep Dublin.

We are very sorry to announce that Saint Patrick’s Day has been cancelled this year due to COVID-19. We are doing our best to keep the leprechauns in quarantine but as you know, they are very tricky and do not like feeling trapped. Everyone please stay safe.

So had quarantinis in the house instead!

They want him to make its O.

A while ago a friend was telling me how they named their bike Patrick and that their previous bike was the same color and also named Patrick. I replied "Cool. So if you get one more you'll have a Pat Trick."

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Hey guys, I am tasked with designing a hashtag for out Paddy’s day. I work in an Irish pub and it’s a huge day for us. I was thinking #guinesspartystarted or #mindyouownguiness. Any awesome ideas? Thanks

I think it might even keep on Dublin.

You don't want to press your luck.

Spongebob soaks up all the attention.

I plan on having a beer outside sitting on our Paddy O'Furniture.

Now it's like he's never baldly gone.

That way, they'll have shamrocks.

If I pull this off, it will be quite the lepre-chaun.

...apparently the shit hit the fan.

Give me some ammo!

all the reviews are mentioning his character

But I was told I couldn't because it is a blackout day.

Dad left this on my voicemail today. Who is known to stay outside all day, all night, all week, all month, and all year? (sigh......, who, dad?) Patty O'Furniture. Bwah ha ha ha! (good one, dad.....)

http://imgur.com/ybauBYJ

Log on to Facebook, look at the post from your father, cringe a little at your parents on Facebook, once you're over that... cringe at the joke, and finally revel in the always wonderful dad humor.

Lay it on me!

I think it might even keep on Dublin