Patrick pun
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︎ Feb 06 2019
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Patrick Roy, perhaps the best goaltender of all time, was having a family reunion.
Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.
"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"
"Why's that Dad?"
"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
I made a clone of Patrick Stewart but something went terribly wrong.
The clone slammed me into a wall and lifted me by the neck. What could I do? Iβd been hoisted by my own Picard.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
*reference to Spongebob and Patrick stealing Sandy's fur*
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︎ Feb 09 2020
I really want to see Patrick Warburton do a stand-up comedy act where he just reads dad jokes.
That shit would be Kronk.
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︎ May 18 2020
Last St. Patrick's Day I went out drinking, had a bit too much so I took a bus home.
That may be no big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
The timing of the Corona virus is perfect for St. Patrickβs day
Because the cases keep Dublin.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Saint Patrickβs Day cancelled due to COVID-19
We are very sorry to announce that Saint Patrickβs Day has been cancelled this year due to COVID-19. We are doing our best to keep the leprechauns in quarantine but as you know, they are very tricky and do not like feeling trapped. Everyone please stay safe.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Couldn't get out for St. Patrick's day......
So had quarantinis in the house instead!
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︎ Mar 17 2020
The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.
They want him to make its O.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
βNobody puts Baby in the conerβ - Patrick Swayztree in βDirtree Dancingβ
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︎ Oct 26 2019
A Hat Trick of Patricks
A while ago a friend was telling me how they named their bike Patrick and that their previous bike was the same color and also named Patrick. I replied "Cool. So if you get one more you'll have a Pat Trick."
(β’_,β’)
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Happy belated St. Patrick's day!
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Patrick seems pretty hooked
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︎ Jan 08 2019
Punny Hashtag for St. Patrickβs Day
Hey guys, I am tasked with designing a hashtag for out Paddyβs day. I work in an Irish pub and itβs a huge day for us. I was thinking #guinesspartystarted or #mindyouownguiness. Any awesome ideas? Thanks
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Every year St Patrick's Day gets bigger
I think it might even keep on Dublin.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
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︎ Nov 09 2018
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Why should you never iron a shirt with shamrocks on it?
You don't want to press your luck.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Spongebob and Patrick ( x post ./r/MildlyVandalised)
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︎ May 14 2018
Patrick is the real star of the show but
Spongebob soaks up all the attention.
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︎ Aug 29 2017
In honor of St Patrick's Day being a warm day,
I plan on having a beer outside sitting on our Paddy O'Furniture.
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︎ Mar 17 2018
PSA: Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
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︎ Mar 17 2017
Patrick Stewart has had a hair transplant
Now it's like he's never baldly gone.
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︎ Aug 03 2018
I want to get my daughters cubic zirconia rings for St. Patrick's Day.
That way, they'll have shamrocks.
If I pull this off, it will be quite the lepre-chaun.
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︎ Mar 14 2018
Sir Patrick Stewart got into a fight with an audience member at 'The Emoji Movie' premiere...
...apparently the shit hit the fan.
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︎ Aug 04 2017
Looking for those St Patrick's Day puns
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︎ Mar 17 2014
Patrick Stewart must've been great in the Emoji Movie
all the reviews are mentioning his character
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︎ Aug 19 2017
(x-post from /r/jokes) I tried to redeem airline miles for a flight on St Patrick's Day
But I was told I couldn't because it is a blackout day.
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︎ Dec 09 2016
St. Patrick's Day Dad Joke
Dad left this on my voicemail today. Who is known to stay outside all day, all night, all week, all month, and all year? (sigh......, who, dad?) Patty O'Furniture. Bwah ha ha ha! (good one, dad.....)
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︎ Mar 16 2014
Here's a little St. Patrick's day Dad joke...
http://imgur.com/ybauBYJ
Log on to Facebook, look at the post from your father, cringe a little at your parents on Facebook, once you're over that... cringe at the joke, and finally revel in the always wonderful dad humor.
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︎ Mar 17 2014
Hey Patrick, I just hatched an idea!
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︎ Nov 12 2013
If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Every year St Patrickβs day keeps on getting bigger
I think it might even keep on Dublin
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Why is Patrick not the star of SpongeBob Squarepants?
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︎ Jul 29 2017
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