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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeConquistador
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.

Patrick the Panda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Patrick Roy, perhaps the best goaltender of all time, was having a family reunion.

Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.

"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"

"Why's that Dad?"

"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrobeOfWar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'

Obviously a sham rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboppops
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I made a clone of Patrick Stewart but something went terribly wrong.

The clone slammed me into a wall and lifted me by the neck. What could I do? I’d been hoisted by my own Picard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigger3370
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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*reference to Spongebob and Patrick stealing Sandy's fur*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/levilheaded
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I really want to see Patrick Warburton do a stand-up comedy act where he just reads dad jokes.

That shit would be Kronk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Last St. Patrick's Day I went out drinking, had a bit too much so I took a bus home.

That may be no big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shantron5000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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The timing of the Corona virus is perfect for St. Patrick’s day

Because the cases keep Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevonicus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Saint Patrick’s Day cancelled due to COVID-19

We are very sorry to announce that Saint Patrick’s Day has been cancelled this year due to COVID-19. We are doing our best to keep the leprechauns in quarantine but as you know, they are very tricky and do not like feeling trapped. Everyone please stay safe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Littlepips
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Couldn't get out for St. Patrick's day......

So had quarantinis in the house instead!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.

They want him to make its O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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β€œNobody puts Baby in the coner” - Patrick Swayztree in β€˜Dirtree Dancing’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/budcuddly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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A Hat Trick of Patricks

A while ago a friend was telling me how they named their bike Patrick and that their previous bike was the same color and also named Patrick. I replied "Cool. So if you get one more you'll have a Pat Trick."

(β€’_,β€’)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gravi-tea
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Happy belated St. Patrick's day!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shroomley
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Patrick seems pretty hooked
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingExus7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Punny Hashtag for St. Patrick’s Day

Hey guys, I am tasked with designing a hashtag for out Paddy’s day. I work in an Irish pub and it’s a huge day for us. I was thinking #guinesspartystarted or #mindyouownguiness. Any awesome ideas? Thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chompton23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Every year St Patrick's Day gets bigger

I think it might even keep on Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Patrick Star is dumb because he has literally been living under a rock his whole life reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Happy St. Patrick's Day! Why should you never iron a shirt with shamrocks on it?

You don't want to press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Spongebob and Patrick ( x post ./r/MildlyVandalised)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Patrick is the real star of the show but

Spongebob soaks up all the attention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onyx_3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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In honor of St Patrick's Day being a warm day,

I plan on having a beer outside sitting on our Paddy O'Furniture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lastartrek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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PSA: Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cisforchristinaa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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Patrick Stewart has had a hair transplant

Now it's like he's never baldly gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orlen86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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I want to get my daughters cubic zirconia rings for St. Patrick's Day.

That way, they'll have shamrocks.

If I pull this off, it will be quite the lepre-chaun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sauntering
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Sir Patrick Stewart got into a fight with an audience member at 'The Emoji Movie' premiere...

...apparently the shit hit the fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andy399
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Looking for those St Patrick's Day puns

Give me some ammo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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Patrick Stewart must've been great in the Emoji Movie

all the reviews are mentioning his character

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Osterman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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(x-post from /r/jokes) I tried to redeem airline miles for a flight on St Patrick's Day

But I was told I couldn't because it is a blackout day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banana_Hammock_Up
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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St. Patrick's Day Dad Joke

Dad left this on my voicemail today. Who is known to stay outside all day, all night, all week, all month, and all year? (sigh......, who, dad?) Patty O'Furniture. Bwah ha ha ha! (good one, dad.....)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sawitontheweb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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Here's a little St. Patrick's day Dad joke...

http://imgur.com/ybauBYJ

Log on to Facebook, look at the post from your father, cringe a little at your parents on Facebook, once you're over that... cringe at the joke, and finally revel in the always wonderful dad humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvontesla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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Hey Patrick, I just hatched an idea!

Lay it on me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tunasalami
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chachanaga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Every year St Patrick’s day keeps on getting bigger

I think it might even keep on Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamstagram
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Why is Patrick not the star of SpongeBob Squarepants?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tokamak-drive
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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