Patrick the Star
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πŸ‘€︎ u/givemeagooduns_un
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboppops
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Patrick Star is dumb because he has literally been living under a rock his whole life reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
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Patrick is the real star of the show but

Spongebob soaks up all the attention.

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No matter how popular Spongebob Squarepants is

Patrick will always be the Star of the show

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZarcoMacro
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I know that SpongeBob is the title character of the show.

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chachanaga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Why is Patrick not the star of SpongeBob Squarepants?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tokamak-drive
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The show was called Spongebob Squarepants...

but everyone knows the star was Patrick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Spongebob may be the title character of the show.

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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The show was called Spongebob Squarepants

But everybody knows the star was Patrick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Spongebob may be the protagonist

But to me, the star is Patrick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RalGard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Spongebob Squarepants may be the main character on the show..

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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We all know the show is called spongebob squarepants

But Patrick is the star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6blitz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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The show is called Spongebob Squarepants...

But everyone knows the real star is Patrick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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We all know the show was called Spongebob Squarepants

But the star was Patrick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLBfutureStar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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We all know the show is called Spongebob Squarepants.

But the star is Patrick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbykooll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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After watching a few episodes, I have to say that even though Spongebob is the main character,

Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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why's the show called SpongeBob

when Patrick is the real star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternallatake
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Spongebob Squarepants is the main character

But Patrick is the real Star ⭐️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j0hnnyj0hns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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SpongeBob should not be the main character.

Patrick is the star of the show.

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