Patrick pun
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Why do people wear shamrocks on St Patrickβs day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
My stimulus check came on St. Patrick's Day.
That's what I call luck of the IRS
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I bought an imitation diamond engagement ring to propose to my Irish girlfriend on St Patrick's day. I just hope she doesn't notice..
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︎ Mar 16 2021
What happens when you annoy your friend Erin on St. Patrickβs Day?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What do you call someone who isnβt Irish but becomes Irish on St. Patrickβs Day?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Did you hear the news about Patrick Mahomes?
His baby was 6 pounds sterling.
Not a bad price if you ask me!
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︎ Feb 22 2021
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Patrick Roy, perhaps the best goaltender of all time, was having a family reunion.
Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.
"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"
"Why's that Dad?"
"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I made a clone of Patrick Stewart but something went terribly wrong.
The clone slammed me into a wall and lifted me by the neck. What could I do? Iβd been hoisted by my own Picard.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
*reference to Spongebob and Patrick stealing Sandy's fur*
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︎ Feb 09 2020
I really want to see Patrick Warburton do a stand-up comedy act where he just reads dad jokes.
That shit would be Kronk.
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︎ May 18 2020
Last St. Patrick's Day I went out drinking, had a bit too much so I took a bus home.
That may be no big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
The timing of the Corona virus is perfect for St. Patrickβs day
Because the cases keep Dublin.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Saint Patrickβs Day cancelled due to COVID-19
We are very sorry to announce that Saint Patrickβs Day has been cancelled this year due to COVID-19. We are doing our best to keep the leprechauns in quarantine but as you know, they are very tricky and do not like feeling trapped. Everyone please stay safe.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Couldn't get out for St. Patrick's day......
So had quarantinis in the house instead!
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︎ Mar 17 2020
The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.
They want him to make its O.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
A Hat Trick of Patricks
A while ago a friend was telling me how they named their bike Patrick and that their previous bike was the same color and also named Patrick. I replied "Cool. So if you get one more you'll have a Pat Trick."
(β’_,β’)
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︎ Jul 31 2019
βNobody puts Baby in the conerβ - Patrick Swayztree in βDirtree Dancingβ
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Happy belated St. Patrick's day!
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Patrick seems pretty hooked
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︎ Jan 08 2019
Punny Hashtag for St. Patrickβs Day
Hey guys, I am tasked with designing a hashtag for out Paddyβs day. I work in an Irish pub and itβs a huge day for us. I was thinking #guinesspartystarted or #mindyouownguiness. Any awesome ideas? Thanks
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Every year St Patrick's Day gets bigger
I think it might even keep on Dublin.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
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︎ Nov 09 2018
Spongebob and Patrick ( x post ./r/MildlyVandalised)
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︎ May 14 2018
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Why should you never iron a shirt with shamrocks on it?
You don't want to press your luck.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Patrick is the real star of the show but
Spongebob soaks up all the attention.
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︎ Aug 29 2017
In honor of St Patrick's Day being a warm day,
I plan on having a beer outside sitting on our Paddy O'Furniture.
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︎ Mar 17 2018
PSA: Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
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︎ Mar 17 2017
Patrick Stewart has had a hair transplant
Now it's like he's never baldly gone.
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︎ Aug 03 2018
I want to get my daughters cubic zirconia rings for St. Patrick's Day.
That way, they'll have shamrocks.
If I pull this off, it will be quite the lepre-chaun.
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︎ Mar 14 2018
Looking for those St Patrick's Day puns
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︎ Mar 17 2014
Sir Patrick Stewart got into a fight with an audience member at 'The Emoji Movie' premiere...
...apparently the shit hit the fan.
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︎ Aug 04 2017
Patrick Stewart must've been great in the Emoji Movie
all the reviews are mentioning his character
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︎ Aug 19 2017
If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Every year St Patrickβs day keeps on getting bigger
I think it might even keep on Dublin
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Why is Patrick not the star of SpongeBob Squarepants?
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︎ Jul 29 2017
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