I once dated two girls called Edith and Kate. Kate found out and told Edith that I was dating both of them at the same time. They both broke up with me on the very same day!

Moral of the story is you can’t have your Kate and Edith too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redirishlad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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The person who discovered Pi was divorced by his wife Edith because of his obsession with math.

Goes to show that you can’t have your Pi and Edith too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Gomer Pyle - You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too youtube.com/watch?v=PrdOE…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyOatey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate

And I'll name the other DupliKate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salman_R
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I dated two girls at the same time in high school.

Kate and Edith. They both found out pretty quick... taught me a good lesson... You can’t have your Kate and Edith too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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My mother is opening a cake shop

We are trying to come up with a name for it. My father, who we assumed was asleep on the couch in the other room, yells out "name it 'Cakes by Edith.' That way you can have your cake and Edith too." God dammit dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattimation
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2016
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There was once a baker who was secretly dating two women.

Their names were Edith and Kate. And neither one knew of the other.

The baker loved them both, but couldn't decide on who to remain loyal to.

When the women found out about their shared man, rather than fight, they decided to compromise.

The baker was thrilled because he finally could have his Kate and Edith too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Adultery is wrong...

You can't have your Kate and Edith too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Archie Bunker was forced to choose between his wife and his drinking habit.

You can’t have your keg and Edith, too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Archie Bunker celebrated his birthday alone

Because you can't have your cake and Edith, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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Adultery is a Sin

You can't have your Kate and Edith too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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