What's Bobby flay going to name his next daughter?

Sue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrishelbert
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β€œBobby” Pin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frekkenstein
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What do they call a bobby pin in Russia?

Boris pin

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I feel the most confident telling chemistry jokes

I’m in my element when I do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
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My billy goat used to eat empty cans of adhesive..

But now he’s glue tin free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
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Teacher: "Bobby, please use the word rectum in a sentence."

Bobby: "Rectum? It dang near killed him!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
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A Bobby Pin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chopstix007
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Just a Bobby pin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brawl_Noob
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Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?

He was a Sioux chef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Did you hear about the day Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov were sighted at a hotel lobby, bragging about their talents? They were...

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
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Towards the end of December, I saw Bobby Fischer and Gary Kasparov in a hotel lobby, both saying they were the better chess player.

That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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It seems like a missed opportunity that Bobby Flay never married a woman named Sue.
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Did you know that Bob Seger learned to play chess under Bobby Fischer?

He learned pretty quick, but he's still working on his knight moves.

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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes

The doctor says it's terminal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgreenwood95
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The teacher looked at Bobby and asked, "Did you write these horrible insect puns on the blackboard?"

Bobby: "I didn't do it, katydid."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Osterman
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What do people call Aquaman when they are mad at him?

Son of a Beach!!

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revolut1onname
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Massive Headache

I have a friend who i care for a lot, but sometimes he can be annoying, lets call him Bobby.
I had hit my head and had a nasty bump and bruise dead-center in my forehead.

Bobby: wow! whats this fellas new name? (pointing at my bruise)
Me: His name is Bobby! he is a massive headache.

We still laugh about that one

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Bear Hunting

On his way to a bear hunting trip, the man saw a road sign that said β€œBear Left” so he went back home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cold-Papa-Bell
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Whoopsie Daisy

My wife: "Honey after you get a vasectomy you have to go to regular check ups so we don't get a whoopsie daisey" Me: "Or a whoopsie Tommy or a whoopsie Bobby"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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Classic Dad Joke

My dad's name is Bobby. He found a bobby pin on the ground, picked it up and said, "Hey this is mine!"

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Hand Eeeeeeeeeeeyeee

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