My sewing instructor just told me that I’m the worst student she has ever seen.
Shit. Wrong thread.
My Mother: This hat pattern looks easier than the other one....
Me: It’s sew easy!
My Husband: It’s not very sewphisticated!...Do my puns have you in stitches? I’m laughing so hard I’m bobbin my head back and forth.
My Dad: Are you starting to see a pattern here?
