The irony of using floss to remove previously used floss is not lost on me.

And that's the tooth of the matter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2019
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After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.

It truly was a breath of fresh air.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pvtsoab
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2019
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Of Fairy Floss (Cotton Candy)

Daughter buys some fairy floss
Dad: "You know, spiders make cobwebs for free."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jesterfraud
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2013
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Dentists always ask dumb questions like β€œwhen’s the last time you flossed?”

Like bro you were there!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sandyatk445
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2020
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My dentist asked if I flossed regularly

I said yes, you do it twice a year.

Thank you I’ll see myself out

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eclectic211
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2020
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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My wife started bleeding after flossing her teeth

I told her I normally throw my hip out whenever I floss

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/f00ls_f0liage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2019
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Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals

They most certainly have floss.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deadsea29
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that takes good care of his teeth?

A floss-o-raptor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WheezyDaStarfish
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2020
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What would Bob Ross be called if he was a dentist?

Bob Floss.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MR_TRUMP_Vincent2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2020
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My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-

We all have our floss.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2020
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I said yes to my dentist wife

She accepted me with all my floss.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OtsuKotsu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2020
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My dad just walked in on me while I was flossing my teeth

He said "oh, I didn't know you were a Flossipher!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrunkPanda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2015
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My girl friend just bought fifty tampons for one dollar...

No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shdchko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2019
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I asked the dentist why he was such a big fan of Fortnite

"Its because it taught kids how to floss"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TigerCaptain_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2019
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Why did the dentist randomly start dancing?

She was showing her patient how to floss.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/candy2598
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2019
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A man went to the doctor to complain about his hip pain.

"You need to exercise more. Have you tried dancing? Maybe you should join a club", the doctor says.

The man, unsure if more movement would really solve the problem, replies: "I don't know Doc, I think I want a second opinion on that."

"In that case, I'd suggest you to see a dentist", comes the answer.

"But Doc, why would I go to the dentist with my hip problem?"

To this, the doctor says: "It hurts because you don't floss."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EnemysKiller
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2019
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Why do some pirates have bad breath?

Because not all who plunder have flossed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wankel-engine
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2019
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I can brush my teeth and whistle at the same time

He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Puhlz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2014
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What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?

Floss Vegas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2019
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My dentist is very supportive of my aspirations of becoming a dancer.

He recommends I floss every day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ContainsTracesOfLies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2018
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Punny suggestions for an embroidery facebook page?

I want to start a page to post my embroidery projects in. Give me some puns about needles/floss/hoops and any other sewing and embroidery ideas.

Thanks!

Link to some of my work: https://imgur.com/gallery/DDBmG

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/409latte
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2017
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From my dad, the pediatric dentist

He always asks his patients what they are going to be for Halloween. If it’s anything related to Star Wars, he asks...

β€œWhat would Obi-Wan Kenobi say if he were a dentist? May the floss be with you!”

Smh

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kinpopdj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2017
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β€œHelloβ€”police? Can I leave an anonymous tip?”

Dispatcher: Sure. Go ahead.

Me: Flossing prevents tooth decay.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2018
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Dentist: Open up please

Me: sometime I get sad and I don't know why

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lobsman12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2017
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Dadjoked my dental hygienist this morning

I saw my new dentist for the first time this morning, and the hygienist was going over my insurance with me. We were talking about full mouth x-rays - I wasn't sure when my last one was and she wasn't sure if it was covered.

Hygienist: "The doctor recommends doing it anyway, and if your insurance doesn't cover it, he'll eat the cost."

Me: "I just hope he remembers to floss afterward."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smacksmacksugarsmack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2014
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I'm always sure to keep my toothpaste and dental tape separated...

...so as to avoid floss-contamination.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSidewalkSlam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2016
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Kids both laughed, wife just sighed... my job is done

Our boys got bags with new toothbrushes and stuff from their dentist visit. Out oldest looked inside and said "hey, it cane with floss!"

Without looking up from the TV, I blurted out "that's floss-some".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/confibulator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2016
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Got dadjoked by my dad after I dadjoked my mom

So my mom had jsut gone to the store to get extra fine filter floss for the aquarium I am setting up for her. The conversation went like this:

Mom: "I saw this and thought it is what you meant. It's super-fine floss. Will this work?"

Me: "Yeah, that's fine" (mom rolls eyes)

Dad: "Well that's what she said zwhenry, it's fine. Will it work though?"

My mom left the room without another word while my dad and I were trying to contain our laughter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zwhenry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2015
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What's that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?

Floss Vegas

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iia
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