She still isn't talking to me
She hasn’t spoken a word to me since
I think she's mad, because she still hasn't spoken to me.
Obviously, it’s for the Apoca-lips.
Because his lips were quacked.
She's been tight lipped ever since...
Dad: because it’s the balm!
And asks the cashier to put it on his bill
"just put it on my bill"
Edit: My wife's response:
"God you're such a dork."
Me: "Who the fuck is Chap?"
You are the balm!
And asked the man: “do you have chapstick?”.
The man said: “yes, you don’t have money though, do you?”.
The duck said: “no, just put it on my bill”
Dad: I gave your mother a gluestick instead of chapstick. Now she won’t talk to me.
Tonight my family goes out for Chinese. Its winter. My mom drops lip-balm mid-use and cannot find it. "Can anyone see my chapstick?" she asks. "You can use mine!" says dad with a shit-eating grin on his face and a chopstick in his hand.
She still isn't talking to me.
She still isn’t talking to me.
She still isnt talking to me.
She still hasn't spoken to me.