A list of puns related to "Chapstick"
She still isn't talking to me
She hasn’t spoken a word to me since
I think she's mad, because she still hasn't spoken to me.
Obviously, it’s for the Apoca-lips.
Because his lips were quacked.
She's been tight lipped ever since...
Dad: because it’s the balm!
And asks the cashier to put it on his bill
"just put it on my bill"
The balm.
Edit: My wife's response:
"God you're such a dork."
Me: "Who the fuck is Chap?"
You are the balm!
And asked the man: “do you have chapstick?”.
The man said: “yes, you don’t have money though, do you?”.
The duck said: “no, just put it on my bill”
Dad: I gave your mother a gluestick instead of chapstick. Now she won’t talk to me.
Tonight my family goes out for Chinese. Its winter. My mom drops lip-balm mid-use and cannot find it. "Can anyone see my chapstick?" she asks. "You can use mine!" says dad with a shit-eating grin on his face and a chopstick in his hand.
She still isn't talking to me.
She still isn’t talking to me.
She still isnt talking to me.
She still hasn't spoken to me.
Says give me some chapstick and put it on my bill.
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