Lypsyl lip balm progress
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πŸ‘€︎ u/forgotmovie123456
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Lypsyl extreme cold sore relief coupon

well.ca

I highly suggest lypsyl if you need cream. It lasts a bit longer than abreva and it looks like lipgloss. Use the code Lypsyl123

I already bought 10 lol i prefer this than abreva even tho i got 2 new packs on the side for those days.

This is for canadians only sorry. But yeah if you use the coupon then i get a 10 dollar discount off my next 40 dollar purchase. I plan on buying more when it comes to it. I'll use your code also.

CA2C3C25A1 this code is for 5% off. I forgot to use it when i made my first purchase lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerpWithOHSV
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NΓ€r man tittar pΓ₯ OS och inser att man har tagit fel sorts lypsyl.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Babar7
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Mitt liv har nΓ₯tt sin topp. Jag lyckades gΓΆra slut pΓ₯ en lypsyl utan att tappa bort det.
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My EDC: g19 w/lone wolf, leek, energizer LED, Lypsyl, Leatherman Brewzer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/radio-fish
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rumblebully
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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Von_Bostaph
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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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I'd ruther not say
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
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Rational
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mainhoonmadrasi
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zayan-ali
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How long after exposure to herpes did you get your first oubreak?

If you are aware of when you contracted herpes and are not asymptomatic, how long was the incubation period between transmission of the virus and your first outbreak?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/art_in_mind
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Oral hsv. Need Dermatologist.

I was infected with oral herpes simplex virus in June-July last year and covid activated the virus in February. So my first outbreak was horrible. I currently use lypsyl and sometimes abreva wiyh orajel. It's been a tough road with suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety and a whole new set of insecurities.

Please support the herpes cure research that they actively post daily of any update relating to herpes simplex virus. If you don't kmow herpes then please stay safe. Its a mouth to mouth, genital to mouth transmission. Skin to skin contact. HerpesCureResearch

What i found interesting learning about the fred hutch reseatch is they infected a pregnant mouse with hsv 1. Later the babies were born and they found out the mother gave her babies her antibodies without the virus. And they became immune to hsv1. We are so close to a cure. That dr. Kieth jerome is on phase 2 on guinea pig trials. They use those instead of mice like in phase 1 cause guinea pigs show similar type of symptoms humans get. Waiting for an FDA meeting to approve and begin IND. Investigaying new drug.

What I'm in need of is a educated dermatologist who can test with swabbing or blood work and whatever they can do for my outbreaks.

Right now my lips look like my lips but inside there are small bumps. Thanks. Stay safe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerpWithOHSV
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jzagri
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moplex1234
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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tieyz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaBarbaGuapa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediashiznaks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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Gottemm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Most-Stomach4240
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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so many choices
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorNebula
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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He knows too much
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potato_salad123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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Well that didn't cross my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonPetreasCoach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigus-_-dickus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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3.14159265387279 snek
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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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Rock bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theo19555
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motherduck5
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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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I never really understood why it was spelled: camouflage

and not:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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I threw up in the toilet
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Hot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexxFruit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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Saw this on insta @PunHubOnline
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haidi7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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My Mexican friend takes anti-anxiety medication

It’s for Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monolocomotive
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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Had a good chuckle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LittleBigOwl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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At what point does it stop being grave robbing and start being archaeology?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unholy_Jer
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So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didn’t know his blood type.

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritishTeeth11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, β€œI’ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?”

He said, β€œChange the batteries in your hearing aid”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritishTeeth11
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Air and space museum
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