A list of puns related to "Lypsyl"
I highly suggest lypsyl if you need cream. It lasts a bit longer than abreva and it looks like lipgloss. Use the code Lypsyl123
I already bought 10 lol i prefer this than abreva even tho i got 2 new packs on the side for those days.
This is for canadians only sorry. But yeah if you use the coupon then i get a 10 dollar discount off my next 40 dollar purchase. I plan on buying more when it comes to it. I'll use your code also.
CA2C3C25A1 this code is for 5% off. I forgot to use it when i made my first purchase lol
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Sudden Lee
Well, toucan play at that game.
If you are aware of when you contracted herpes and are not asymptomatic, how long was the incubation period between transmission of the virus and your first outbreak?
I was infected with oral herpes simplex virus in June-July last year and covid activated the virus in February. So my first outbreak was horrible. I currently use lypsyl and sometimes abreva wiyh orajel. It's been a tough road with suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety and a whole new set of insecurities.
Please support the herpes cure research that they actively post daily of any update relating to herpes simplex virus. If you don't kmow herpes then please stay safe. Its a mouth to mouth, genital to mouth transmission. Skin to skin contact. HerpesCureResearch
What i found interesting learning about the fred hutch reseatch is they infected a pregnant mouse with hsv 1. Later the babies were born and they found out the mother gave her babies her antibodies without the virus. And they became immune to hsv1. We are so close to a cure. That dr. Kieth jerome is on phase 2 on guinea pig trials. They use those instead of mice like in phase 1 cause guinea pigs show similar type of symptoms humans get. Waiting for an FDA meeting to approve and begin IND. Investigaying new drug.
What I'm in need of is a educated dermatologist who can test with swabbing or blood work and whatever they can do for my outbreaks.
Right now my lips look like my lips but inside there are small bumps. Thanks. Stay safe.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Windows
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
it's Hans free now..
second hand stores!
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Itβs for Hispanic attacks
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, βChange the batteries in your hearing aidβ.
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