It’s been a week now and she’s still not talking to me.
Chemist says, "Sure, that'll be 95 cents!"
Duck: "Put it on my bill please."
But I couldn't complain
She still isn’t talking to me
PS. This is a cross post from r/ShittyLifeProTips
Me: 'Aww, are your lovely lips feelin' like cowboy hips?'
her: '...What?'
Me: '.... Chapped?'
Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!
need upvotes pls
Tonight my family goes out for Chinese. Its winter. My mom drops lip-balm mid-use and cannot find it. "Can anyone see my chapstick?" she asks. "You can use mine!" says dad with a shit-eating grin on his face and a chopstick in his hand.
Me: I had a little time to kill before my meeting, so I picked up a couple lip balms since I'm running out.
Him: Your lips are going to explode if you keep putting all these bombs on them!
She is still not speaking to me.
She’s still not talking to me.
It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.
I have her super glue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me!
She's still not talking to me...
