A list of puns related to "Chapped Lips"
It's always balmy.
She still isn't talking to me
Me: Let me see your chapped lips. I need to put some Aquaphor on them. Him: When will we have Aquafive? This one tastes bad.
I couldn't keep a straight face the whole time I was putting him to bed after that.
Me: 'Aww, are your lovely lips feelin' like cowboy hips?'
her: '...What?'
Me: '.... Chapped?'
His lips were chapped!
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