Aloe Vera Puns

A list of puns related to "Aloe Vera"

I tried grilled Aloe Vera at a restaurant today.

It was succulent.

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👤︎ u/thedrivingcat
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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My friend Vera knocked on the door

Aloe Vera.

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👤︎ u/GymLadJack
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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What would a rare steak say if it could talk?

Do you have some Aloe Vera?

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👤︎ u/AxeellYoung
📅︎ Sep 10 2017
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So my dad uses this drug called Allosig...

Every time he pulls it out of the medicine cabinet, the family hears a great big 'ALLO SIG' from Dad, as if he were a cockney brit saying hi to someone named Sig.

Every bloody time. Same thing happens if any of us need aloe vera.

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👤︎ u/coz707
📅︎ Dec 05 2013
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