I tried grilled Aloe Vera at a restaurant today.

It was succulent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedrivingcat
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Aloe darkness...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iced2313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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ΒΏAloe?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteepSteppings
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Aloe, its me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlesnuglet
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Aloe

Is it me you’re looking for?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
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Snap ideas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/According-Ad8779
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My 8-year old ran past me and I shouted to her: "Hey, you lost something!"

She stops and ask "What?"

- "Your speed!"

She glares at me and says: "Dad, you lost something!"

- "What?"

- "Your hair!"

Oof.

True story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaploiff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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How do Pirates treat sunburn?

ALOE, POPPET

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carrotflowerking2
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What do Australians use for their sunburn?

Aloe, mate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McTino
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What dinosaur is the best at treating sunburns?

An Aloe-saurus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fist_of_a_Dog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Hi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobowhite
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What do you call a fit Bison?

A buff-alo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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My magnum opus. Even though the Photoshop skills are something quite atrocious. (Pic)

http://imgur.com/p8zGyin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeywithanr
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My friend Vera knocked on the door

Aloe Vera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GymLadJack
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The man's wife asked him why he put succulents in front of all the windows.

He said "Because, honey. Aloe view."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiWizrius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Why do bananas need sunscreen?

Because they peel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SowingLove
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What did the succulent say when it meets new plants?

Aloe there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanaSora94
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Nectarines are peaches without fuzz. Alopecia is hair loss. So...

Are Nectarines Alo-peaches?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikegar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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What's it called when plants pay child support?

aloe-veramony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dagit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Someone stole my succulent plant.

That was aloe move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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Why did a sunburnt Adele cross the road?

To get aloe from the other side!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justablur
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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How does an Englishman treat his sunburns?

Aloe, guvnah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taller
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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What would a rare steak say if it could talk?

Do you have some Aloe Vera?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AxeellYoung
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So my dad uses this drug called Allosig...

Every time he pulls it out of the medicine cabinet, the family hears a great big 'ALLO SIG' from Dad, as if he were a cockney brit saying hi to someone named Sig.

Every bloody time. Same thing happens if any of us need aloe vera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coz707
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I'm a dad, here's my joke: Which range animal likes to graze naked?

A BUFF-alo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/futurestorms
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2013
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How do plants greet each other?

Aloe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ash_Holes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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How do plants greet?

Aloe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StumptheTrump1
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How do plants say hello ?

Aloe !

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