Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
‘That’s exactly what I mean’ she said
Thank you, Thank you.
Because if they didn’t, they’d be unorthodox.
There saliva is extremely Hassidic!
I was Orthodoxed
Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?
Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief". The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.
When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"
If an orthodox Jew is out shopping for food, are they koshery shopping?