11 Hilarious Orthodox Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal

Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant

📅︎ May 22 2019

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My daughter asked that I not be funny when her friend came over because she said, I’m unorthodox. I offered to grow my sideburns out and wear a hat so then I would look fully orthodox.

‘That’s exactly what I mean’ she said

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant

📅︎ Jan 10 2019

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Being a Catholic is un-orthodox

Thank you, Thank you.

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👤︎ u/arctic_fox05

📅︎ Feb 23 2017

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Why do Orthodox churches have onion domes?

Because if they didn’t, they’d be unorthodox.

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👤︎ u/pissed_pisstofferson

📅︎ Jan 29 2018

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Why do orthodox jews get a lot of cavities?

There saliva is extremely Hassidic!

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👤︎ u/Moose_Jitsu

📅︎ Jul 10 2015

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What do you call a pair of docs?

Orthodox

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👤︎ u/LordVader1080

📅︎ Nov 22 2020

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A team of Jewish hackers stole my information and posted it online

I was Orthodoxed

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👤︎ u/coluber_kid

📅︎ Feb 06 2020

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Teacher: Introduce yourself to the class. Me: I'm Christian.

Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?

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👤︎ u/11_iamthewalrus_24

📅︎ Nov 17 2019

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This kid at the school assembly is my hero

Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief". The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.

When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"

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👤︎ u/D-Nizzle

📅︎ Jun 05 2017

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One I came up with earlier tonight

If an orthodox Jew is out shopping for food, are they koshery shopping?

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👤︎ u/RyGy2500

📅︎ Jan 21 2018

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My dad still tells me this joke he use to hear from his grandfather.

He only does it when he asks you what you want to drink. He says...

"What do you want to drink, apple juice, orange juice, orthodox jews?"

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👤︎ u/Ajwerth

📅︎ Mar 14 2014

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