A non-conformist beggar starts preaching

"All of you are doing jobs to earn a living. Well, I beg to differ"

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📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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A non conformist doesn't have a job

He explains, "I beg to differ."

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📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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Dropping dad jokes at the dadeli

Earlier today I accompanied my dad to the grocery store. Eventually, my dad made his way to the deli in the store and ordered two pounds of bologna. When he was rung up, his total was almost 3 dollars. I don't eat bologna, but I presumed that was high when my dad suddenly exclaimed, "That's a bunch of baloney!" and chuckled to himself. My conformist dad bought it anyways.

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📅︎ Sep 27 2014
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