What do you call formal wear made for satisfied mafia cats?

Criminal purr-suits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SophieJiffy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Formal vs Casual
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What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teriyaki_sauced
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Someone brought a box full of flue dirt to the formal dress gala for the chimney sweepers...

It was quite suity in there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What should you do right after you have sex in a large formal dining room?

Tablespoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Wow, how formal. Transformer..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwsumHotSauce
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Today I found out what Bill Nye’s formal name is.

It’s William New Years Eve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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A-dress by a formal man-or in a then present-dential fashion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldSchoolJedi80
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What do you call a more formal version of Shanghai?

Shang-hello

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpookyMarijuana
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Who would win in a fight between a bunch of formal clothing?

No one! It would be a tie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mumpledump69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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A doctor was asked if he had any formal shirts

He said "I have only casualties"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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At a formal event, roll your tie up into a little bundle just below the knot.

 

 

Then ask someone, "which of the 2 flaps do you think will unravel first?"

 

After they guess, let in unravel and go, "Its a tie!"

 

...continue doing this to every single person you can in the room wearing a shit eating grin the whole time, until your wife pulls you aside and tells you it's time to leave (out of embarrassment and frustration).

 

now you get to go back home and do Dad stuff as you please!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakjaklivs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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When I was a kid, my school was so formal that we didn’t have a gymnasium

We had a Jamesnasium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kibasoul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I attended a child’s birthday party of a rich friend of mine, and it was extremely formal.

For fun, we went Roberting for apples.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Why wasn’t the electricity invited to the winter formal?

Because, It doesn’t know how to properly conduct itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benhrash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What do drag queens wear to formal events?

Tuckceedos!

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What do you wear to a formal southern dinner?

A collared green shirt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingGorilla
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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What did the dad say when his son disregarded his recommendation on formal wear?

Alright, suit yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alydm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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I went to a VERY formal Italian restaurant last night.

They only served bowtie pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweetShakes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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I saw this formal wear delivery truck driving around Los Angeles last night.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dopeghostandy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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Why did the two melons have a big formal wedding?

They cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justext
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2015
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The time my Dad went above and beyond the call of duty, at a formal dinner party

Picture this.

A fancy Christmas dinner party at his new wife's opulent, sandstone estate house. Plates are being cleared from the lengthy, mahogony table that seats the fourteen well-to-do guests, the main course having just finished. All have feasted gloriously on our Christmas fare.

My Dad, playing the good host, picks up two bottles of wine, one white and one red, and proceeds to do a round of the table, chatting amiably with everyone as he circles. Those whose glasses are less than 90% full, he proceeds to top-up. I am sitting in the very centre of the long table, seated directly opposite a very well off lady in her early sixties, by the name of Margaret. My dad, having just topped off my glass, is now standing directly behind me.

This older woman, full of grace and charm, looks to my Dad and says, "Thank you so much for this glorious meal, John. It's been simply divine."

My Dad, "Not at all, Margaret, not at all. Could I charge your glass?"

Margaret, "Oh, no no, thank you. I've got the bottle in front of me!"

My Dad, quick of wit, and with a sneaky - yet charming - grin on his face, responds, "Ah, well, better that than a frontal lobotomy!"

I've never been more proud of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rolloxan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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What's the difference between a guy with a formal wear on a bycicle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle:

Attire

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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