What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teriyaki_sauced
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What do drag queens wear to formal events?

Tuckceedos!

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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What do you wear to a formal southern dinner?

A collared green shirt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingGorilla
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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What did the dad say when his son disregarded his recommendation on formal wear?

Alright, suit yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alydm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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I saw this formal wear delivery truck driving around Los Angeles last night.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dopeghostandy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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It's what happens when you have a gala versus a college frat party.

There was a shooting at the party yesterday. Thankfully, there were no casualties. Well, that's mainly because it was a formal party, so people were only wearing seriousties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leboy2Point0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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I own only two types of clothesβ€” I wear my gym clothes when I exercise.

For formal occasions, I wear my James clothes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Renaming the charity closet at school...

Our school offers "gently used" semi-formal wear for kids who can't afford to get new things for every dance. It was originally called "my sister's closet" but then It started carrying boys' clothes too, and they wanted a name that didn't sound like a boy might be borrowing his sister's clothes for a formal dance.

"We want something catchy" a student said. "Like...my cousin's closet."

I piped in. "How about the small pox closet? There's not many things more catchy than small pox!"

Single word reaction after an exasperated groan: "no."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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What's the difference between a guy with a formal wear on a bycicle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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