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Tuckceedos!
A collared green shirt!
Alright, suit yourself.
There was a shooting at the party yesterday. Thankfully, there were no casualties. Well, that's mainly because it was a formal party, so people were only wearing seriousties.
For formal occasions, I wear my James clothes.
Our school offers "gently used" semi-formal wear for kids who can't afford to get new things for every dance. It was originally called "my sister's closet" but then It started carrying boys' clothes too, and they wanted a name that didn't sound like a boy might be borrowing his sister's clothes for a formal dance.
"We want something catchy" a student said. "Like...my cousin's closet."
I piped in. "How about the small pox closet? There's not many things more catchy than small pox!"
Single word reaction after an exasperated groan: "no."
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