I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
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The girl is the middle of the tennis court
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
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︎ Feb 04 2021
The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What do lawyers wear to court?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
A man who took a airline to court for losing his luggage...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
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I was told not to eat the candy in court...
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︎ Jan 05 2021
World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Whatβs the best thing to wear to court?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What did the skirt do when it was in court?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
The deaf girl didnβt show up to her court case yesterday
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why do court room stenographers talk loudly?
Because theyβre hearing aides!
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?
They just couldnβt Barrett.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Iβm representing a man in court today charged with tippexing all the full stops out of books.
Iβm expecting a long sentence
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︎ Sep 10 2020
The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...
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︎ Oct 27 2020
BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.
They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment
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︎ Sep 27 2020
(Too soon) looks the the Supreme Court is...
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I stole a lawyerβs underwear right before court.
Thereβs no way heβll succeed without his legal briefs.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
He won't be allowed to court anyways
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non felon citizen?
Cuz, beggers can't be choosers!
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
βOdour in the court!β
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︎ Jan 19 2021
A fish goes to court for murder
The fish is found βgillβty
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Why did noone in the King's Court laugh when the King farted?
Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.
Credit to u/neitral-fella
r/dadjokes doesn't allow crossposting but I thought it belonged here
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︎ Jul 04 2020
The court released the suspect on the grounds of being on an armor show on the night of the murder ...
it was an ironclad alibi!
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Mario in court
Judge :I order you to pay 10,000$
Mario: why
Judge: itβs a fine
Mario : no itsa not
I didnβt come up with this just thought it was funny
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Why was Helium in court?
He broke the law of gravity
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︎ May 25 2020
Why was the chicken held in contempt of court?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
A student is arrested and brought to court for carrying a weapon to his morning lecture
Judge: Why did you bring a taser to your lecture?
Defendent: Well you see sir, I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But Iβm not a big fan of soft drinks or coffee, so I thought the next best thing was to give me a good shock.
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︎ May 10 2020
Judge: Order in the court!
Me: I'll have a cheeseburger and fries
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︎ Apr 10 2020
[In court] Judge: After seeing all the evidence, I am sending you to jail.
Defendant: Say-you-did-what.
Judge: What did you say?
Defendant: Thanks for reversing my sentence.
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︎ May 07 2020
I was at the park the other day
And I heard a bunch of yelling and grunting near the tennis court. I went over there and asked
"What's with all the racket?"
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Supreme Court
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︎ Feb 28 2020
My Chinese friend has to go to court,
But I will fetch Himalaya
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What was Lloyd cited for?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What do police officers wear to court?
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︎ May 11 2020
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What does a lawyer wear to court
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︎ May 30 2020
What type of underwear do lawyers wear to court?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didnβt turn up...
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︎ Sep 11 2019
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