What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)

Air-vrything.

I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
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What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notlikelyevil
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Courtesy of Victor Borge, may he rest in peace:

I can't stand sitting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
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Why does snow fall? (Courtesy of my dad)

It does not know how to climb down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojkojidebakl
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Courtesy of my wife: what’s the bear minimum?

One bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andremamola810
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Int-deer-esting courtesy of r/therealjoke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theatrekidluc
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Courtesy of Have I Got News For You.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chick3nwin9
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When we dropped off the car for service, we got the last courtesy car on the dealer's lot.

It was the loner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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Courtesy of my kid niece: What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bull dozer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SegavsCapcom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Corn Dog (courtesy of the Vsauce Instagram)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrontEast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Courtesy of my 7 year old : What do you call a cow who is cleaning the yard?

A Lawn-moo-er...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Courtesy of my favourite ten-year-old:

What happens when you can't cough?

You're coughstipated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimpleMastodon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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And now, a poem, courtesy of my brother-in-law

There once was a singer of old

Who then broke away from the fold

He won't give you up

He won't let you down

In short, you have been limeRick Rolled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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One of my favorite puns courtesy of C&H
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πŸ‘€︎ u/novatachyon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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Courtesy of my 8 year old, "What did the cat say to the dog?"

"Check Meowt"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dysms
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Courtesy of Transport for Greater Manchester. May require minor football knowledge..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchipelagoMind
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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A pun courtesy of my 8 year old

What do you call a crappy lawyer?

An a-turd-ney

This was originally posted in r/jokes, but someone thought it would be better here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgoblue99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Courtesy of my daughter .....

D:Why did the girl fall off the swing? Me: I don't know D: She had no arms!!

Short pause......

D:Knock, knock Me:Who's there? D:NOT THE GIRL!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colmwhelan
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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Courtesy of Sterling & Lazar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/averyeml
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Courtesy of my four year old reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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Courtesy of my father in law

He was watching my son and then sent this.

something witty

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Courtesy of my dad this morning

Do you think after Noah set sail on the ark he said "Barn-voyage"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willmill445
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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Common Courtesy for Sex?

More like common coitus-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickTheLegend27
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Courtesy of Casa Bonita imgur.com/eWwjQb2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/numb3red
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2016
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Marilyn Manson stepping up his dad-joking game. (Courtesy u/Xaurnel on r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SPEMason
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2013
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A dad joke courtesy of my wife

What sport is played in supermarkets? Basketpull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gee85
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Dad joke courtesy of my roommate and her boyfriend

My roommate was coughing and her boyfriend asked if she was sick. She said no, she was just coughy. Boyfriend said he thought she was more of a tea person.

I'm so proud because I'm usually the one with the Dad jokes around here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thburningiraffe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2014
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A pun, courtesy of my dad

Dad:"A friend of mine was eating at an Indian restaurant and ordered the spiciest thing they had, unfortunately he had an allergic reaction and had to go to hospital." Me:"Is he okay?" Dad:"No he's in a korma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redmig27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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Courtesy of my Grandad

Have you heard about Yorkshire Police finding teenagers injecting ecstasy into just above their teeth?

It's called 'Ee-by-gum'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alysmaee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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Ten solid minutes of dad jokes courtesy of the great Tim Vine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-tibbs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2014
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Summer festival provided decent setup courtesy of my wife

Her: "I remember hearing last year that the Corn Festival in Sun Prairie is pretty fun, want to go?"

Me: "I'm in but it'd better be aMAIZEing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btone911
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2015
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Courtesy of my eye-rolling wife to tell to my kids when they grow up

Wife sent me these (she can't believe she's condoning this behavior):

What does the subatomic duck say? Quark Quark

Two photons arrive at the airport and they are asked if they have any luggage to check. "No thanks, we're traveling light"

Source

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avelertimetr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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I'm a Bit of an Airhead... (Dad Joke Courtesy of My Mom)

Whenever I have a lot of school work to do in a short period of time, I like to get a bag of candy to munch on while I work. Today I have a big essay to write, and since my mom was already out I decided to ask her to pick some up for me.

Me: Can you pick up airheads for cramming purposes?

Mom: Wouldn't smarties work better? ;P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cherrymaelstrom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2014
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[Link] A dad joke, courtesy of PyroPuncher.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/woflcopter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2014
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Mom joke courtesy of my fiancΓ©'s mother: how do you make anti-freeze?

Take away her blanket.

I may have laughed a bit too hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mandino788
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2013
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Courtesy of my Dad today: "Where can you find a dog with no legs?"

"...right where you left him!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgetweird99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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Dad jokes courtesy of the walking dad.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/greatest-dad-jokes-from-rick-grimes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justinlilly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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Combo jokes courtesy of my dad.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he won't come anyways!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdeadsniper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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