Moooooochas Grassyas
I just wanted to thank everyone here. My mom has been in the hospital with the virus and being able to send her jokes from here has made her laugh (we both really like puns!) so I just wanted to thank y’all for the fun jokes you post. I know it doesn’t seem like much but it has been very nice to be able to share them with her!
Edit: thank you so much for the awards and well wishes! I 100% did not expect this to blow up like it did and I’m so glad for y’all’s support!!
My balls have never felt so free.
Mailman: You're welcome, female woman.
You're all fan-elastic!
Without them boobs would be pointless.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
I don't think I can ever repay you.
This isn't a dad joke. This is a thank you to everyone on this subreddit. 6 weeks ago the love of my life broke things off with me due to factors attributed to my mental health (which i didn't tell her about because she is struggling with uni and i didn't want her to worry) and I've been having an extremely difficult time coming to terms with it. She's falling for another guy while I've been self destructing to the point where she never wants to talk to me again. But i found this subreddit today, the jokes are so stupid and funny that for the first time since before the breakup, I've laughed and it was genuine. Thank you so much for your stupid jokes. You've saved my life as far as I'm concerned. I still have a long way to to, but this subreddit is definitely going to get me through it. Thank you 💖
I've been sharing the Dad Jokes from here that pop up in my suggestion line. My Dad and I work together, so we're both off for the School break. Half the time he rolls his eyes and the other half he chuckles. So, thank you, Dad Jokers, for making my Dad chuckle in whatever this strange year has been!
I said as I was taking away his dental implant.
For supporting me. My arms, for always being by my side. And my fingers, I could always count on them.
It really means a lot.
To present it
Otherwise boobies would be pointless
That’s because he didn’t speak English
Every morning when I email my team their daily tasks, I include a joke from this sub. and I appreciate you all so I can try to make everyone laugh a little before rough work at a hospital. So thanks dads!
“Don’t mention it.”
It means allot.
Why
It means a lot
My hands for always staying by my side
My legs for helping me stand up
And my fingers because I could always count on them
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
Imagine how boring quarantine would be if he hadn't invented Windows.
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The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
It rubs its butt on the grass. That way it's a grassy ass.
