It was a Toto failure. 🤦🏻♂️
Instead of the typical "last year" jokes after midnight, he completely confused my mom by talking about "last month."
"We brought those over last month."
I love my Christian Heavy Metal.
Holy smokes!
To pastorize it
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
When chemists die, apparently they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off !
Sneeze
Goesintight (sounds like gesundheit), comes out easy.
... My dad had a lot of dirty jokes that I only now understand.
Holy sheet
A shoe..
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"
That's the year that Toto blessed the rains there.
Holy guacamole.
Blesstoise.
It's spirit-chilli ready to eat
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
My Dad: I would say OK! but...
(An actual text from my Dad bless him)
The other day I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe but none in Africa. Then I remembered holy water kills vampires. They bless the rains down in Africa.
He was a blessing in disguise
They blessed the brains down in Africa
Then I remembered-they bless the rains down in Africa.
It's something that a hundred men or more could never do...
It was a Toto failure.
A shoe.
and then I realized vampires are killed by holy water...they blessed the rains down in Africa
I found out they blessed the rains down in Africa
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
A shoe.
