But John came fifth and won a toaster.
...which was "Thirsty".
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Angel: "Behold! I exceed ninety degrees!"
Isaiah: "Uh... what?"
And the angel gave no explanation and vanished.
Isaiah muttered: "What an obtuse angel."
Rather worried, Noah said “But my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?”
“No, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.” Said the Lord.
“Then why another ark?” Asked Noah.
“I wish for this ark to only house fish.” The Lord replied.
A slightly confused Noah responded “Okay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.”
“But not just any fish; only carp.” The Lord said unto him.
Noah, now more bemused, replied “Uh- okay my Lord.”
“One more thing.” The Lord said unto him “it needs to have multiple levels.”
“Are you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?” Noah pressed.
And God said: “I want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.”
Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.
When God said unto Moses, "I am who I am." Moses said, "No way!" And God said unto him, "Yahweh!"
One s'more unto the breach, dear friends, one s'more
Dad: There's mail for you! Me: Render unto Caesar what belongs to Caesar. Dad: You mean Caesar the monkey from Planet of the Apes?
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
John came fifth and won a toaster.
But John came fifth and ended up with a toaster.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
....but John got fifth and won a toaster.
...but John came in fifth and won a toaster.
