What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?
Can't-elope.
I've got the memory of an elephant
I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.
My college roommate's last name is Nemeth.
My dad: "Would you say he's your (pause for dramatic effect) Nemethis?"
Every time we go to an Italian Restaurant..
Server: Would you like the soup or salad with your entree?
Dad: I don't want the super salad, I want the REGULAR one! (Proceeds to guffaw heartily until the server rolls his/her eyes and walks away)
groan
dad: have I ever tol you about the three holes in thee ground me: no dad: well well well
My girlfriend's a theatre major. We like to swap dadjokes.
Last night, 12:30AM:
What did Hamlet say to Ophelia when she made a bad joke?
"Get thee to a punnery!"
