48 Hilarious Ye Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Well no, but yes.

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👤︎ u/BigBullOfDalalStreet

📅︎ Apr 27 2021

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Yes

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👤︎ u/TotallyJosh

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

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Yes, good one

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👤︎ u/dariomemes

📅︎ Mar 11 2021

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ye

Can Nitrogen marry Oxygen? NO

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👤︎ u/_ames_o

📅︎ Mar 09 2021

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Most likely yes

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👤︎ u/discovid19

📅︎ Feb 21 2021

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What do ye call a fish that makes a living with computers?

Microsoft Offish

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👤︎ u/AngeliusTheConqueror

📅︎ Mar 19 2021

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Where are "Yes-men" and People Pleasers made?

The satisfactory

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👤︎ u/uneeq33

📅︎ Apr 05 2021

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Yes don't forget to take it.

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👤︎ u/whiskey_risky

📅︎ Mar 03 2021

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Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)

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👤︎ u/PrevAccountBanned

📅︎ Jan 11 2021

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Ahh yes *Claps*

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👤︎ u/yo2borneelzinger

📅︎ Mar 26 2021

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Jesus told Peter, "Come forth and ye shall have eternal life"

But Peter came fifth and won a toaster

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👤︎ u/ImmaMess13

📅︎ Jan 04 2021

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Yes, very true

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👤︎ u/Un_FaZed211

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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What question can you never answer with a “yes”?

“Are you sleeping?”

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👤︎ u/decentname99

📅︎ Apr 20 2021

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How do the Nintendo workers say yes in French?

Wii

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👤︎ u/MemeLord12457

📅︎ Apr 06 2021

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I asked my girlfriend if I could make her mine. "Yes! Oh, yes!" she shouted, eyes filling with tears. "Great!" I said.

"Now take this pick and go find me some gold!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Mar 22 2021

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You say yes, I say no

body expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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👤︎ u/user_error101

📅︎ Apr 07 2021

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Yes that is my face

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👤︎ u/catchingfire3HG

📅︎ Mar 26 2021

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My wife laughed, "The lottery is a tax on fools who can't do math!" I shrugged and said, "You never know! Anybody can win the lottery." Folding her arms, she asked, "Do you even know the chances of a person winning the lottery?" I shot back, "Yes!! 100%!!"

"A person always wins!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Apr 01 2021

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Ah yes

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👤︎ u/Bolex1

📅︎ Mar 04 2021

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Ahh yes... Frants

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👤︎ u/Eyaad_Yoda

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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ah yes

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👤︎ u/FromAnOpenEye

📅︎ Jan 22 2021

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An old guy goes to the chemist and asks the pharmacist, "Is there some pills that can help with sex?" The pharmacist says, "Yes, Viagra, it's awesome, I take it myself" The old guy asks, "Can you get it over the counter?" Pharmacist replies, "If I took 2 or 3, probably."

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👤︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir

📅︎ Feb 23 2021

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Ah yes

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👤︎ u/TheGenryusai

📅︎ Dec 10 2020

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Yes.

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👤︎ u/Corn_flakez

📅︎ Jan 23 2021

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And god said to John “come forth and ye shall receive eternal life.”

But John came in fifth and only got a toaster.

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👤︎ u/King_Arthur24

📅︎ Oct 01 2020

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A child with a speech impediment is dressed as a pirate. A man asks what are you. He says he is a birate. You mean a pirate? Yes a birate. Oh well then where are your buccaneers?

On each side of my buckin head you buckin idiot!!

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👤︎ u/durangozac

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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Yes.

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👤︎ u/brainiac_7

📅︎ Nov 29 2020

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ah yes

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👤︎ u/generichumanidk

📅︎ Dec 24 2020

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Very funny yes

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👤︎ u/CurrentlyConfuzuled

📅︎ May 28 2020

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A yes the scooplery

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👤︎ u/Opoodoop

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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yes

im not a virgin, im unsusexful

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👤︎ u/FromAnOpenEye

📅︎ Jan 22 2021

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Before you say yes to a proposal, there is one thing you have to consider

On one hand, you get a really nice ring, but on the other hand, you won't.

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👤︎ u/MrYellowfield

📅︎ Dec 13 2020

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Yes, Ma’am!

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👤︎ u/sarahyye

📅︎ Jul 13 2020

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yes , synonym rolls

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👤︎ u/v4ib

📅︎ Aug 21 2020

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Yes...

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👤︎ u/DAJF_Gaming

📅︎ Sep 22 2020

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Oh yes

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👤︎ u/UnsteadyKoala

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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Yes, I am Christian; no, I can't tell you more about it.

Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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Ah yes, the doctor!

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👤︎ u/00eleven

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school, and I said Yes.

Unfortunately I was part of the control group.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 17 2020

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Ah yes Chile..

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👤︎ u/Edwardsama_702

📅︎ Sep 14 2020

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Yes! I support nouns

I'm pro nouns.

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👤︎ u/Alkedi44

📅︎ Dec 22 2020

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Yes

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👤︎ u/Razingamer267

📅︎ Aug 04 2020

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Ye... I know

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👤︎ u/Blixtdraken

📅︎ Nov 13 2019

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Yes

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👤︎ u/Solilupus

📅︎ Nov 03 2020

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My three year old girl asked me, "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but decided to give her an honest explanation, so I explained, "You just ate breakfast, yes?"

"Yes." she replied.

"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, then whatever is left over, comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet! And that, is poo!"

She looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Aug 19 2020

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Ah yes