And god said to John โ€œcome forth and ye shall receive eternal life.โ€

But John came in fifth and only got a toaster.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/King_Arthur24
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Ah yes, the doctor!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/00eleven
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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A yes the scooplery
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Opoodoop
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Yes we all KHAN
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JaceAltair
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Yes
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Solilupus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Yes...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DAJF_Gaming
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Oh yes
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Ah yes Chile..
๐Ÿ‘︎ 70
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Edwardsama_702
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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yes , synonym rolls
๐Ÿ‘︎ 80
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/v4ib
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Well , yes
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bhavyagarg8
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Very funny yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 2k
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CurrentlyConfuzuled
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Yes, Maโ€™am!
๐Ÿ‘︎ 240
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sarahyye
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Ah yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 39
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AMswag123
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My three year old girl asked me, "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but decided to give her an honest explanation, so I explained, "You just ate breakfast, yes?"

"Yes." she replied.

"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, then whatever is left over, comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet! And that, is poo!"

She looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 159
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Razingamer267
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Ah yes the calculator
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Flor_Mertens
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 63
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Northgarden1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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This is dope. (Yes, weed is illegal in India)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/golubeerji
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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๐Ÿ‘︎ 7
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RealCrazyChicken
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Is your name Michael? Yes or No?

Thank you for your participation.

I'm doing a Mike Check.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/icemage27
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I mean... yes
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/more_smiles
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Mom: "Are you alright?" Me: "Yes I am...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ni_ko_98
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Ah yes. I can speak mandarin too
๐Ÿ‘︎ 34
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ggfchl
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Yes, he really has one.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 41
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blainy-o
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. How about Cole's Law?

No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/roguestones
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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ooh yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 23
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/onedirection2217
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school, and I said Yes.

Unfortunately I was part of the control group.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Ah yes, the coolest
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SocialCryBaby
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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ah yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 65
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/treyvr12
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Yes, arson
๐Ÿ‘︎ 6k
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mr-ariyo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Ye... I know
๐Ÿ‘︎ 29
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Blixtdraken
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Aaaaaaaaaaah yes.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 14
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Daniel326435
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Ah yes, computer
๐Ÿ‘︎ 5k
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jamelnish
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Q) WHO DECLARED CORONA AS A PANDEMIC? A) Yes.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 23
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/catman_antistar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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ah yes, the horsemen
๐Ÿ‘︎ 37
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sharibo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 30
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dominnub
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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A woman checks out of target with two apples, a banana, and a quart of ice cream. The cashier asks, โ€œAre you single?โ€ The woman replies, โ€œYes, how could you tell?โ€

โ€œBecause youโ€™re ugly.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/some-ginger-dude
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Yes, those are chickens and yes that is a ...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Syllogism19
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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The bank man asked me my birthday. I said April 17. He said "Yes, What year?"

I said, "Every year"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BigDCanuck
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Yes Helen, yes we did.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 11
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/orlanthi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Yes we do
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rattatamj
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Quarantine day 25: Found my husband working on the patio with his scroll saw. Yes. It's a scale model.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cynthiaimprov
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I was at the supermarket and I picked up these little odd shaped onions. When I got home my wife asked should she use them for dinner tonight, I told her "Yes, but they're quite strong so...

...don't use shallot."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/__itsyaboi__
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Ah yes
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Nerfy__
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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yes, I love them
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Japs14
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I got down on one knee and asked her if she'd be the mother to my kids, she said yes...

Guess who's gonna find a bunch of losers in a box tomorrow morning at their doorstep.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ViShAl2212
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Warned my son about the dangers of drugs today. Told him a story about a girl I knew who went crazy from doing mushrooms all the time. Surprised, he asked, "Really?" I replied, "Yes, absolutely true."

"She became a little spore addict."

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Ye
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Des-Juanito
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Ah yes
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/30_inches_of_love
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Yes, comrade
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lams1d
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Flexing my 4 pairs of Ye Zees
๐Ÿ‘︎ 10
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Okakmetito
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 05 2019
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why, yes indeed
๐Ÿ‘︎ 69
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/awsomeplayer301
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Ah, yes batteries
๐Ÿ‘︎ 321
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VinceDC
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I said yes to my dentist wife

She accepted me with all my floss.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OtsuKotsu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Yes.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TomAytoJr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Well yes, but actually no
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/i_like_miniwheats
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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While having dinner last night, my daughter looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" Proudly, I replied, "Yes, my little princess, yes I am!"

She continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"

๐Ÿ‘︎ 12
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Mm yes
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CocozuBR
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Yes I tell dad jokes

Sometimes he laughs at them

๐Ÿ‘︎ 15
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/just1moore
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 64
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RedLeader11037
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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"You didn't secure the trailer properly????have you lost your marbles?!" "Why, yes. Yes I have"
๐Ÿ‘︎ 34
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eric-99
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Much pun yes
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/frogus_doggus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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- Will Will Smith smith Will Smith? - Yes. Will Smith will smith Will Smith. - Your will may get stronger if you watch "Pursuit of Happiness"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/recoro06
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Sir yes sir
๐Ÿ‘︎ 4k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/narwhal-lord14
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Yes, I stole this from facebook.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 13
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DreamSeer95
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Yes he can.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 15
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/EroticOnion
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 5k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/khodor2012
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I broke my hand last week, at the hospital thinking it was permanently damaged, I asked the Doctor if Iโ€™d be able to play guitar. He replied โ€œYes, after youโ€™ve taken time to healโ€

I was ecstatic, Iโ€™ve always wanted to know how to play.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 35
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Reptarticle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Ah yes. Enslaved steps.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 15
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JDogg323
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Yes, this is good.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 11
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/runic7_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Ah yes, Yale. Very smart, big brain
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/br1sK_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Waggly97
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Yes, I'm a tailor who is a bit hard of hearing

SEW WHAT?

๐Ÿ‘︎ 7
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BaldingMonk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Ah yes, enslaved kindness
๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kanto_Rowlet
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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A friend asked me if i read the book and i said "yes, i have ..."
๐Ÿ‘︎ 18
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/im_not_inevitable
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Ah yes, Madatgascar
๐Ÿ‘︎ 34
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Donoskaro
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 25
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lukamiha2007
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Ah yes Bread
๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/td941
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Hmm well yes I suppose so
๐Ÿ‘︎ 4k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bluy98888
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 43
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Domiboi254
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 30
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RedLeader11037
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I'm Adam. In the spirit of Kanye shortening his name to Ye, I'm going to be a more positive person and shorten mine to Ad.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 7
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/llehsadam
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Ah yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/imnotacreativechild
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I say yes to pretty much everything.

If you ask me why, I'll tell you I don't no.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 20
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/habsfan1112
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 12
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jitespol
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Yes, it is.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 31
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TwoCatSlave
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Yes I know
๐Ÿ‘︎ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sailor-x
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Oh yes another go post
๐Ÿ‘︎ 11
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/frogus_doggus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Yes
๐Ÿ‘︎ 100
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VinceDC
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 23 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Tit-ter ye not
๐Ÿ‘︎ 206
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mairiphinc
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2017
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
yes

introverts can be called social vegans who stay away from "meet"

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/awsomeplayer301
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Ah yes, they have arrived๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
๐Ÿ‘︎ 19
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sleektoad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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yes, i have no shame
๐Ÿ‘︎ 11
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theEndWasShit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Ah yes, the whiteboard pun...
๐Ÿ‘︎ 56
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NearlyXany_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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And the Lord said onto John " Come Forth and ye shall receive eternal life."

But sadly John came in fifth and only received a toaster.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 58
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Stewie19
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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