38 Hilarious Yeet Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Heat yeet knife

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👤︎ u/Oracle_3605

📅︎ Jan 02 2020

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Yeet

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👤︎ u/SuperSahil10

📅︎ Nov 02 2019

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Yeet

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👤︎ u/GavinTME

📅︎ Oct 26 2019

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yeet for the poor son

Son: "Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"

Mom: *staring at dad

Dad: ...*clenches fists

Mom: ...don't!

Dad: *sweats profusely

Mom:

Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD

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👤︎ u/dumbchilds

📅︎ Nov 26 2019

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Yeet

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👤︎ u/despacitospiderreeee

📅︎ Jul 26 2019

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Yeet

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👤︎ u/chickenlicken865

📅︎ May 19 2019

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Enjoy the fruits of my labour, igotta yeet soon fellas

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👤︎ u/EdgeLord_of_Tinder

📅︎ Jun 03 2019

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Yeet

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👤︎ u/BreakawayPack

📅︎ May 28 2019

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Yeees yeet

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👤︎ u/bepis-senpai

📅︎ Feb 04 2019

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Yeet

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👤︎ u/a_battlebus

📅︎ Jan 28 2019

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What do you call someone who yeets misleadingly?

Disyeetful

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👤︎ u/MattDahEpic

📅︎ Oct 17 2018

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What sound does Marie Kondo's pet frog make?

"Rid-v-it . . . Rid-v-it."

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👤︎ u/IntentionallyHuman

📅︎ May 19 2021

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What do you call a venue designed for food fights?

An all you can yeet buffet.

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👤︎ u/PagingDrLecter

📅︎ Mar 16 2021

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What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?

One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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👤︎ u/Columbus_Explorer

📅︎ Jan 11 2021

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My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)

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👤︎ u/Slinkadynk

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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"If organ trafficking is illegal...."

"Then what about pianos?" -my dad

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👤︎ u/Alpha_greenwood

📅︎ Jun 15 2020

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I just got a voicemail from a guy named Johann Sebastian...

Should I call him Bach?

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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The delivery guy threw my pizza at me.

Apparently I ordered uber yeets

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👤︎ u/mrcheckpointeh

📅︎ Oct 30 2020

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Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"

It's because it's MY pinky.

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👤︎ u/Sthymia20

📅︎ Apr 22 2019

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What do you call bread that doesn’t want its name out in the public

Anaanymous

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👤︎ u/Dallasboi1992YT

📅︎ Jul 21 2020

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Situation under control

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👤︎ u/TyRoland06

📅︎ Aug 17 2019

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Where did Noah store his Bees?

In his Archives!

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👤︎ u/SpiritvsRobot

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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I hate it when they do it. imgur.com/gIRYs7u

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👤︎ u/hushphatak

📅︎ Aug 11 2018

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I met my partner after we both reached for the same rifle scope.

You know what they say, love at first sight.

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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A good pun...

Is it’s own reword.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ Jun 18 2020

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My neighbour said he'd look after my dog if I accepted the fact that he's currently dating a punctuation mark.

He's a comma dating.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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I remember my father giving me some sound advice on his deathbed.

He said "It's worth spending money on a good set of speakers."

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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Why did Bruce Lee feel so alone when no one was around?

Because he was Lone Lee

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👤︎ u/Monkey_the_dragon

📅︎ Jun 15 2020

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How do you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose??? ;?

When she farts, it blows her shoes off.

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👤︎ u/hayeshilton

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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What do you do to the arrow when you enjoy a post?

You Reddit.

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👤︎ u/Overlevendeftw

📅︎ Jul 20 2019

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Has anyone heard about the new feature on computers to pander toward the newer generation?

It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.

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👤︎ u/TrueDitty

📅︎ May 05 2020

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Jajajajajajaja

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👤︎ u/Koty97

📅︎ Jan 11 2019

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If this keeps up I'm going to...

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👤︎ u/AntonioFwego

📅︎ Mar 11 2019

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"Dad, when will you stop using slang that you don't understand?"

Not yeet, son!

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👤︎ u/vaxis2113

📅︎ Oct 25 2018

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What does a millennial cowboy say?

Yeet Haw!

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👤︎ u/runs_with_airplanes

📅︎ Sep 26 2019

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Poland has a lot of strip clubs

I guess you could call it Pole-land

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👤︎ u/mossypiglet1

📅︎ Jul 26 2018

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What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig.

One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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👤︎ u/jspilot

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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As a millennial,

what do you do when you're hungry?

YEET

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👤︎ u/Tuxedo_Muffin

📅︎ Feb 11 2019

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