βYeetβ
Is a throw-away word.
yeet for the poor son
Son: "Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"
Mom: *staring at dad
Dad: ...*clenches fists
Mom: ...don't!
Dad: *sweats profusely
Mom:
Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD
Enjoy the fruits of my labour, igotta yeet soon fellas
What do you call someone who yeets misleadingly?
Disyeetful
My Halloween costume - Iβm a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
The delivery guy threw my pizza at me.
Apparently I ordered uber yeets
"If organ trafficking is illegal...."
"Then what about pianos?" -my dad
I just got a voicemail from a guy named Johann Sebastian...
Should I call him Bach?
What do you call bread that doesnβt want its name out in the public
Anaanymous
Where did Noah store his Bees?
In his Archives!
Apparently cows get more scared when they're together
Those goddamn cow herds
I met my partner after we both reached for the same rifle scope.
You know what they say, love at first sight.
My neighbour said he'd look after my dog if I accepted the fact that he's currently dating a punctuation mark.
He's a comma dating.
Why did Bruce Lee feel so alone when no one was around?
Because he was Lone Lee
I remember my father giving me some sound advice on his deathbed.
He said "It's worth spending money on a good set of speakers."
Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"
It's because it's MY pinky.
How do you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose??? ;?
When she farts, it blows her shoes off.
Whatβs the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig.
Oneβs a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Has anyone heard about the new feature on computers to pander toward the newer generation?
It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.
I hate it when they do it. imgur.com/gIRYs7u
What do you do to the arrow when you enjoy a post?
You Reddit.
What does a millennial cowboy say?
Yeet Haw!
"Dad, when will you stop using slang that you don't understand?"
Not yeet, son!
I attended the international dwarf toss convention this year.
It was called Yeet and greet.
Poland has a lot of strip clubs
I guess you could call it Pole-land
