What did the divorced Texas woman say to her ex husband?
Remember the alimony
A man calls the First National Bank of Texas and the automated voice answers "hello, how can I assist you today?", and the man says "Withdrawal, please",
"YEEHAW, HOW Y'ALL RECKON I CAN HELP?!"
What did the ornithologist say to the cowboy?
“Them’s fightin’ birds.”
I really want to quit my second job as a waiter.
But these days it's the only way I can put food on the table.
How do you get a country girls attention?
A tractor
if you're driving fast and a child and an old man cross the street in front of you. What do you hit?
the brakes
Knock! Knock! Who’s there?
Cowboy say YA! ...
Cowboy say YA! Who?
Yeehaw partner
