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Pray Puns

A list of puns related to "Pray"

For all the music players out there. What do musicians pray to?

G sus

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👤︎ u/Choiceofart
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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Birds of Pray
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👤︎ u/raybobobob
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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Where do skunks pray?

In pews

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👤︎ u/callmefinny
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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Where do Jewish dogs go to pray?

The Synadogue

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👤︎ u/naddlenoodle
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Lettuce pray
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👤︎ u/Aliciab12
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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For religious people, life is a pray-to-win game.
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👤︎ u/_NormieLord_
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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Predators don't pray. Or do they?
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👤︎ u/SidTheRiser07
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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I used to pray for patience

but I got tired of waiting.

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👤︎ u/ninthcircleofboredom
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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Pray for the dog
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👤︎ u/isupportpewds
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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Lettuce pray for her.
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👤︎ u/FullData5
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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Do you know at what mice pray?

Cheesus.

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👤︎ u/vladius9512
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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Pray for me guys
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👤︎ u/DaddyAsFuq
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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My aunt has been inviting several unmarried female friends over to study the Bible and pray a few times a week.

I told her not to make it a habit.

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👤︎ u/huuhhhh
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC]

The taberNaCl.

(I would apologize, but this is /dadjokes)

(X-posted to jokes.)

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👤︎ u/Qdiggles
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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Pull out and pray isn't just my preferred method of birth control

It's also how I use my debit card

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ May 21 2019
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what are you if you date your pray

a preydatetor

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👤︎ u/Ep0117
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Whenever my Muslim friend goes to pray, I usually join him with some apple pie and ice cream.

So that both of us are in a la mode.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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Why do some people kneel when they pray?

It’s because they’re trying to save their soles.

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👤︎ u/kshiau
📅︎ May 30 2018
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Pray for my chimney

It has the flue

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👤︎ u/Paul_Has_Arrived
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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Where do bodybuilders go every Sunday to pray?

Muscle Mass

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👤︎ u/wildezgaming
📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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What direction do Muslims Pray?

Middle East

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👤︎ u/LommysChicken
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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Who do catholic bugs pray to ?

Beesus

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👤︎ u/datdragonfruittho
📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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Vampires are killed by holy water right? So if that’s the case then why doesn’t someone just pray over the clouds so the rain kills them all? Now I realize why so many vampires were from Europe....

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

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👤︎ u/TheBoulder64
📅︎ Aug 09 2018
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If all you do is pray for one outcome, are you leaving it up to chants?
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👤︎ u/Alexm920
📅︎ Jun 19 2015
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My friend told me he was going to pray to Cheesus, his lord and savor.

I told him I'd join him, but only if I could pray to Brieelzebub.

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👤︎ u/Tackysackjones
📅︎ Dec 21 2017
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What does cheese pray to?

Cheesus

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👤︎ u/neo-1000
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Who do mice pray to ?

Cheesus

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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To whom do mice pray to?

Cheesus

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👤︎ u/Zorro_96
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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Who do mice pray to?

Cheesus

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👤︎ u/jamstagram
📅︎ May 18 2018
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what do mice pray to?

cheesus

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👤︎ u/jnnx3
📅︎ May 25 2018
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