For all the music players out there. What do musicians pray to?
G sus
For religious people, life is a pray-to-win game.
Where do midget Mexican muslims go to pray?
In the Mosquito
I used to pray for patience
but I got tired of waiting.
My aunt has been inviting several unmarried female friends over to study the Bible and pray a few times a week.
I told her not to make it a habit.
Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC]
The taberNaCl.
(I would apologize, but this is /dadjokes)
(X-posted to jokes.)
Pull out and pray isn't just my preferred method of birth control
It's also how I use my debit card
Whenever my Muslim friend goes to pray, I usually join him with some apple pie and ice cream.
So that both of us are in a la mode.
Why do some people kneel when they pray?
It’s because they’re trying to save their soles.
Where do bodybuilders go every Sunday to pray?
Muscle Mass
Vampires are killed by holy water right? So if that’s the case then why doesn’t someone just pray over the clouds so the rain kills them all? Now I realize why so many vampires were from Europe....
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa
If all you do is pray for one outcome, are you leaving it up to chants?
My friend told me he was going to pray to Cheesus, his lord and savor.
I told him I'd join him, but only if I could pray to Brieelzebub.
