Lettuce pray
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aliciab12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Lettuce pray for her.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullData5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What did the vegetables say before they started praying?

lettuce pray...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lahkli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What did the priest say to the nun at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

*very proud of this joke, wrote it yeas ago and it still makes me laugh every time. 😎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raindawg75
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I come in peas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/homodemen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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And all the vegetables gathered around the meal that lay before them and decided to say grace..

Lettuce pray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I went to church in the garden

The preacher said lettuce pray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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At the end of the day, we’re all Human Beans.

And together, we will rice.

Lettuce Pray.

Ramen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgomina
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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How does a vegan begin grace before meals?

Lettuce pray

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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2018: the year we saw the fall of the romaine empire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...

Lettuce pray.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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What do rabbits say before they eat?

Lettuce pray. πŸ™πŸ»πŸ°

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wayxciii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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What do you hear in the vegetable chapel?

Lettuce pray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parandexical
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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mildly religious dad joke?

(in church)

the priest: 'Let us pray.'

my dad: 'They do?'

^lettuce ^pray

^^ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justifiedmadness
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2014
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What did the priest say to the salad before he ate it?

Lettuce pray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undercover723
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What did the vegetable priest say to the congregation?

Lettuce pray.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What did the vegetarian priest say at church?

Lettuce pray.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What did the priest say to the salad?

"Lettuce Pray"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitecorn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How does a vegetarian priest start their sermons?

Lettuce pray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CjMcDonald85
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What does a vegan priest say?

Lettuce pray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy91021
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What did the vegan say at mass

Lettuce pray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tydyelove7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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How does a vegan begin grace before a meal?

Lettuce pray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What did the priest say before he and his family ate their salad?

Lettuce pray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoAltair
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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What did the vegetable priest say or the church goers

Lettuce pray

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do rabbits say before their meals?

Lettuce Pray

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What did the vegetable priest say during mass?

Lettuce pray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syhrr_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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What does the Priest say at the Organic church?

"Lettuce Pray"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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