What did the vegetables say before they started praying?
lettuce pray...
What did the priest say to the nun at the salad bar?
Lettuce pray.
*very proud of this joke, wrote it yeas ago and it still makes me laugh every time. 😎
And all the vegetables gathered around the meal that lay before them and decided to say grace..
Lettuce pray
I went to church in the garden
The preacher said lettuce pray
At the end of the day, we’re all Human Beans.
And together, we will rice.
Lettuce Pray.
Ramen.
How does a vegan begin grace before meals?
Lettuce pray
2018: the year we saw the fall of the romaine empire
The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...
Lettuce pray.....
What do rabbits say before they eat?
Lettuce pray. 🙏🏻🐰
What do you hear in the vegetable chapel?
Lettuce pray.
mildly religious dad joke?
(in church)
the priest: 'Let us pray.'
my dad: 'They do?'
^lettuce ^pray
^^ha
What did the priest say to the salad before he ate it?
Lettuce pray.
What did the vegetable priest say to the congregation?
Lettuce pray.
What did the vegetarian priest say at church?
Lettuce pray.
What did the priest say to the salad?
"Lettuce Pray"
How does a vegetarian priest start their sermons?
Lettuce pray
How does a vegan begin grace before a meal?
Lettuce pray.
What did the priest say before he and his family ate their salad?
Lettuce pray.
What did the vegetable priest say or the church goers
Lettuce pray
What do rabbits say before their meals?
Lettuce Pray
What did the vegetable priest say during mass?
Lettuce pray
What does the Priest say at the Organic church?
"Lettuce Pray"
