How does a muslim close a door?
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What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?
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What do you call a muslim pepper?
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A person asked a Muslim scholar of its allowed to smoke marijuana in his country?
He replied: only gays get stoned here
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What did the Muslim train engineer say when his child asked why a creature so perplexing as the platypus would be created?
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Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.
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How does the muslim butcher respond when someone cracks a joke?
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When a Muslim dies, they meet their Mecca.
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What do you call a drunken Muslim?
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Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
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Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
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Ramadan is starting today. To all my Muslim friends who are observing this holy month, I have one thing to say.
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Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?
Because it's the Dome of the Rock.
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How do most Muslims like their eggs?
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Why did the Muslim girl break up with her boyfriend?
He gave her a French kiss.
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Who does a Muslim ask when he forgets about the greatest Mughal Emperor?
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What do you call a small Mexican Muslim?
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People say that muslims are very angry
Because of their short fuse.
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Snow isnβt a problem in Muslim countries...
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What do you call a 13 year old muslim stuck in self isolation?
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Where do midget Mexican muslims go to pray?
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What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak ?
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My Muslim friend starts eating much junk food.
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Why are the Muslim flies angry at each other?
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Growing up I went to an all-Muslim school. The teacher asked me to make sure that my classmates weren't sneaking bacon at lunch.
I got a badge and a sash that read, "Halal Monitor"
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To all the Muslims out there
Let the hunger games begin
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what do you call a muslim pop band ?
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Where do you put a Muslim with Coronavirus?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
My Muslim friend tested positive for Coronavirus...
He's now under QurΚΎΔn-tine.
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I heard some Muslims in Ecuador got malaria
They were bitten by mosque-Quitos
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Where do Muslim llamas come from?
Alpacastan! ...I'm not sorry.
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My Muslim friend's opticians closed down recently as it wasn't doing well
It was silly of him to call it Asif Eyecare
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I know Muslims donβt eat pork.
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What do you call Muslim chili peppers?
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A Muslim woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said...
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How does an angry Muslim close the door?
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How does a Muslim close the door?
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85% of Muslims prefer their eggs Sunni side up.
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How does a Muslim close a door?
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How does a muslim close a door?
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