What is something a Christian kid plays?
Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
Yes, I am Christian; no, I can't tell you more about it.
Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.
I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
What do you call a Christian guy in drag?
What ir a Christian's favorite chord?
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
If we wanted evangelical Christians to take the pandemic as a serious threat...
... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.
Good Christians always wear masks when going nextdoor, for God hath said:
Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?
Christian coaches are good,
I figured out the secret to writing great Christian music.
Christian Christian Bale Bale
For all my Christian Bois
Why do some Christians insist on attending in-person church services during the quarantine?
Because they want to keep their spirits up.
There's now a scholarship available to Contemporary Christian Music students.
It's called an "Amy" Grant.
I joined a Christian dating site...
What is Christian Grey’s favorite subreddit?
Teacher: Introduce yourself to the class. Me: I'm Christian.
Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?
Is Tim McGraw a Christian?
I wish he’d share his Faith with me.
I don't get it, why is it so important for Christians to have 'K' and 'M' next to each other at Christmas?
I mean every other song "No L, No L!"
A group of Christian monks want to create a band. What's their name?
Last night I went to a Christian themed restaurant called “The Lord Giveth”.
My dad was a policeman of few words. When he guarded an ancient Egyptian Christian burial chamber he was...
A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.
What kind of milk do lactose intolerant Christians drink?
What do you call a Christian dating website for people with lisps?
My Canadian friend was reluctant to emcee the Young Men's Christian Association event.
His exact words were, "Why emcee, eh?"
I bought a porn mag company and I'm making it into a Christian magazine.
I'm still working out a few kinks
Did you hear about that Christian secret agent?
His name was Jason Bourne again.
I don't get what Christians are trying to warn us about. Hell sounds like a great place
People are dying to get there.
Did you hear about the new conservative Christian rock band?
I had to fire my Christian guitar tutor. He was too religious. I wanted to learn guitar, but all he kept talking about was
Why aren't more DJs Christian?
Because they are to busy practicing Wicca Wicca Wicca.
What did the Christian Dad say to his kid staying up playing video games
I asked a woman out, but she said she only dates Christians.
So I guess it's Yahweh or the highway.
Who is the most devilish christian of all time?
So I signed up on the dating site Christian Mingle
My username is "ComeGetPslam"
Why don’t Christians like trigonometry?
Because they don’t like to sine.
What do you call a gun loving, Christian rock band?
Why are Christians so opposed to carbon dating?
Because they think carbon should be married already.
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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