Why can't some Christians be vegan?
They can't seem to stomach seitan.
Might be an old one that someone else's said but it made me chuckle.
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What do you call a Greek Christian who marries into a Jewish family?
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︎ May 18 2021
What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Her: "I have a confession...I used to be Christian. "
Me: " That doesn't bother me. "
Her: "Thats great... Because I'd much rather be known as Christine now."
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︎ Feb 25 2021
My Christian wife got mad at me because adultery is a sin
But by god did I love thy neighbor
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I just thought of a name for a Christian ninja.
I swear I just thought of it, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Ready? Wait for iiiiiiiiiit...
John Claude Van Dang.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What is something a Christian kid plays?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Yes, I am Christian; no, I can't tell you more about it.
Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What do you call a Christian guy in drag?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What ir a Christian's favorite chord?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
If we wanted evangelical Christians to take the pandemic as a serious threat...
... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Good Christians always wear masks when going nextdoor, for God hath said:
Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Christian coaches are good,
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︎ Jul 17 2020
For all my Christian Bois
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Christian Christian Bale Bale
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︎ Dec 31 2019
I figured out the secret to writing great Christian music.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Just met Christian Bale.
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There's now a scholarship available to Contemporary Christian Music students.
It's called an "Amy" Grant.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
I joined a Christian dating site...
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︎ Jan 22 2020
What is Christian Greyโs favorite subreddit?
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Teacher: Introduce yourself to the class. Me: I'm Christian.
Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Why do some Christians insist on attending in-person church services during the quarantine?
Because they want to keep their spirits up.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Last night I went to a Christian themed restaurant called โThe Lord Givethโ.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
I don't get it, why is it so important for Christians to have 'K' and 'M' next to each other at Christmas?
I mean every other song "No L, No L!"
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︎ Dec 01 2019
A group of Christian monks want to create a band. What's their name?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
What kind of milk do lactose intolerant Christians drink?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
My dad was a policeman of few words. When he guarded an ancient Egyptian Christian burial chamber he was...
A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.
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︎ Sep 15 2019
What do you call a Christian dating website for people with lisps?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
My Canadian friend was reluctant to emcee the Young Men's Christian Association event.
His exact words were, "Why emcee, eh?"
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︎ Jun 27 2019
I don't get what Christians are trying to warn us about. Hell sounds like a great place
People are dying to get there.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
What did the Christian preacher say to jesus' mom in 1 AD?
Raise the lord! Raise the lord!
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Did you hear about the new conservative Christian rock band?
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︎ Jan 01 2019
I bought a porn mag company and I'm making it into a Christian magazine.
I'm still working out a few kinks
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︎ May 08 2019
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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