Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
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Jesus Christ would you look at the time
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Flaky buttery Christ
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Jesus Christ Snooker Star.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Cheesus Christ our lord and savoury
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Cheesus Christ
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︎ Aug 24 2020
There is a new drug on the streets called Jesus Christ...
Ya, most users are taking the Lord's name in vein.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What is the difference between Jesus Christ and his picture?
His picture only requires one nail to hang
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︎ Sep 10 2020
If Jesus Christ was a dinosaur, would be be known as
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What did the janitor say
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What did the priest say when he saw the image of Christ in a cheese?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Jesus Christ would you look at the time!
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Jesus Christ, that's a blue shelf
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︎ Sep 21 2019
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︎ Aug 29 2019
A large gathering of priests and nuns arranged themselves to form an image of Christ visible from space...
But it wasn't for altruism of course, they all stood to make an enormous prophet.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Stole from somewhere. Probably old, but so is Cheesus Christ.
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Cheesus Christ our lord and saviour
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︎ Sep 08 2018
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I found him
I found our lord and savior in Walmart. I found Cheez-it christ!
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Jesus Christ would you look at the time?
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︎ May 23 2019
This is the time of the year when I get really annoyed when everyone writes βXβ instead of βChrist.β
I calm myself down by playing my Christ Box 360.
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︎ Oct 20 2018
Beautiful
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︎ May 31 2020
Jesus Christ...
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︎ Dec 13 2016
Jet Engine Fueled by the Faith of Christ
THE POWER OF CHRIST PROPELS YOU
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Jessus Christ....
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Damn christ is high up in the sky!
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︎ Mar 23 2019
For Spanish Catholics removing Christ from Christmas should mean more to them.
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︎ Dec 23 2018
Cheesus Christ
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Christ (x-post from r/thingsforants)
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︎ Sep 20 2018
βJesus Christ, Iβm more than 15 minutes late for my 3 O clock appointment!!
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︎ Jul 29 2018
My girlfriend
My girlfriend had a bad day today. You see, sheβs a dwarf and people made fun of her size. So tonight I thought Iβd try to make her forget about her day. On my way home I got her some flowers and chocolates, made her dinner, and then went into the bathroom and drew her a nice warm sink
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Houston, We have a problem
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Jesus Christs! Magician taken too seriously.
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︎ Aug 02 2017
What do you call a fat liar sitting down?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
The pub at the end of my road only serves brides of Christ...
but it's the best pub in the area, Bar Nun.
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︎ Mar 21 2017
Jesus Christ, thatβs delicious!
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︎ Dec 20 2017
Why did the Japanese brewer take fermented rice to church ?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
The power of Christ gives strength to this church's pun game.
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︎ Aug 01 2017
*me binge eating Christmas treats*
Jesus Christ what have you done to me!
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︎ Dec 24 2020
OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Scientists have located the wood that they believe Christ was crucified on.
Carbon dating puts it at 2000+ years old. However, other items located nearby were much newer. Scientists believe itβs just cross contamination.
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︎ Jun 24 2018
I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christ mas.
It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler!
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︎ Jan 05 2018
I got a warning message from a mod saying βmy jokes are bringing to much religion and politics into this subβ
I replied saying βlet the people in this sub decide, for christ sakeβ
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I heard some people are doing a reenactment of the Passion of the Christ.
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︎ Apr 01 2018
Jesus Christ is such a legend
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
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