Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Jesus Christ would you look at the time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mighty_Lord6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Flaky buttery Christ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bowlsofhoney
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Jesus Christ Snooker Star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Cheesus Christ our lord and savoury
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deanus89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Cheesus Christ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/harsoul05
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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There is a new drug on the streets called Jesus Christ...

Ya, most users are taking the Lord's name in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrollholio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What is the difference between Jesus Christ and his picture?

His picture only requires one nail to hang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manos2532005
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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If Jesus Christ was a dinosaur, would be be known as

Jesus Christosaurus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What did the janitor say

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurnoverOver
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What did the priest say when he saw the image of Christ in a cheese?

Cheese is Christ!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WD40911
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Jesus Christ would you look at the time!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pik_Boi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Jesus Christ, that's a blue shelf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rolyatmot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Jesus Christ, would you look at the time? imgur.com/plt2qAA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skekung37
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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A large gathering of priests and nuns arranged themselves to form an image of Christ visible from space...

But it wasn't for altruism of course, they all stood to make an enormous prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phryxil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Stole from somewhere. Probably old, but so is Cheesus Christ.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/43CaptiaN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Cheesus Christ our lord and saviour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athena123YT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...

It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordoftheClouds00
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I found him

I found our lord and savior in Walmart. I found Cheez-it christ!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beatlesfan196450
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Jesus Christ would you look at the time?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RitoChicken
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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This is the time of the year when I get really annoyed when everyone writes β€œX” instead of β€œChrist.”

I calm myself down by playing my Christ Box 360.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Beautiful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakingofmeme
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Jesus Christ...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AL_O0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Chessus Christ the grate lord i.reddituploads.com/f6c78…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notsofamous06
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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Jet Engine Fueled by the Faith of Christ

THE POWER OF CHRIST PROPELS YOU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnchorMcDaddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Jessus Christ....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noobcorni
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Damn christ is high up in the sky!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/paper-machete56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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For Spanish Catholics removing Christ from Christmas should mean more to them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Cheesus Christ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerraTrooper64
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Christ (x-post from r/thingsforants)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juvero07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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β€œJesus Christ, I’m more than 15 minutes late for my 3 O clock appointment!!

β€”John, 3:16

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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My girlfriend

My girlfriend had a bad day today. You see, she’s a dwarf and people made fun of her size. So tonight I thought I’d try to make her forget about her day. On my way home I got her some flowers and chocolates, made her dinner, and then went into the bathroom and drew her a nice warm sink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scouter1973
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Houston, We have a problem
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πŸ‘€︎ u/serial_code_r
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Jesus Christs! Magician taken too seriously.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whygeorgia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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What do you call a fat liar sitting down?

Quite deceitful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtrendence
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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The pub at the end of my road only serves brides of Christ...

but it's the best pub in the area, Bar Nun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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Jesus Christ, that’s delicious!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/topderp1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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Why did the Japanese brewer take fermented rice to church ?

For Christ's sakΓ© !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshawshank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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The power of Christ gives strength to this church's pun game.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/classickev
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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*me binge eating Christmas treats*

Jesus Christ what have you done to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajinib
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Scientists have located the wood that they believe Christ was crucified on.

Carbon dating puts it at 2000+ years old. However, other items located nearby were much newer. Scientists believe it’s just cross contamination.

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I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christ mas.

It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/profpimm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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I got a warning message from a mod saying β€œmy jokes are bringing to much religion and politics into this sub”

I replied saying β€œlet the people in this sub decide, for christ sake”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I heard some people are doing a reenactment of the Passion of the Christ.

I bet they nail it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thintoast
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Jesus Christ is such a legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/octopusspongue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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