Jesus pun
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︎ Jul 10 2018
Jesus puns
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︎ Nov 28 2018
My friend told me to tell a Jesus pun off the top of my head;
I totally nailed it.
It was a good pun, too. The Holy Grail of All jesus puns.
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︎ Dec 03 2018
Jesus walks into a hotel
Throws three nails on the reception desk and asks βCan you put me up for the night?β
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︎ May 30 2021
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︎ May 24 2021
What is Jesus' favourite band?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Jesus has Ryzen, my orthodox friends!
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︎ May 02 2021
Why is Jesus the "Lamb of God?"
Because he used him as a Scapegoat.
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︎ May 28 2021
I once heard a preacher explain Jesus' crucifixion in detail.
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︎ May 08 2021
Jesus didn't pay for our sins with cash or credit...
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︎ May 21 2021
Jesus crust
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Why does Jesus rise?
Because his body was made out of bread
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︎ Apr 18 2021
My wife played Jesus in the Easter play at church.
Some of the more traditional members were uncomfortable with her cross-dressing.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Why does Jesus stay on the other side of the road?
Heβs afraid to get across
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Jesus Christ is such a legend
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Little know fact - Jesus was fully prepared to be crucified.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Why did the Roman Soldiers have to crucify Jesus 6ft away from the 2 thieves?
...to prevent cross-contamination.
Happy Easter.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Why didn't Jesus give Judas a second chance?
Because Jesus didn't want to be double crossed
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︎ Apr 17 2021
How does Jesus make coffee?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Why isn't Jesus kosher for Passover?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
How did the Romans make sure they nailed Jesus to the cross in exactly the right place?
they drilled a Pilate hole.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I got into a fight with my brother on the way to church today because he was positive that Jesus was an Intel processor guy....
When anybody with half a brain clearly knows he has a Ryzen
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What car did Jesus drive in the bible?
An Accord,
βFor I did not speak of my own Accord.β John 12:49
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Jesus Christ would you look at the time
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︎ Sep 19 2020
There's a lot of different ways to depict Jesus, but I always think of him up on the cross
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Jesus Christ Snooker Star.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
How would you describe Jesus walking on the sea?
It was a floorless stroll.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Jesus told Peter, "Come forth and ye shall have eternal life"
But Peter came fifth and won a toaster
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Whatβs the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them! Bada Bing!
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I just saw Jesus & a couple of His disciples drive past me in a new car
Looks like it was a Christler
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What did the monk say who saw the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine?
I can't believe it's not Buddha.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Why is Jesus considered the richest saint?
He made the most prophets.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Jesus grew up poor but...
At least he was born in a stable situation.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
How did Jesus get his physique?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What would it be called the Birth of Jesus if they were all cats?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Jesus, that sucks
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I found a $20 bill in the parking lot of the grocery store. I asked myself, what would Jesus do?
So I turned it into wine.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
If jesus was a rapper, what would be his stage name?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer?
Itβs a non-prophet organization.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
How did Mary know baby Jesus was 6 lbs. 3 oz. at birth?
She gave him a weigh in a manger.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Why was Jesus born in a stable?
There was no womb in the inn.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
How does Jesus make his Coffee?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
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