Jesus Car Puns

Looks like it was a Christler

His father was a Carpainter

It was a Christler.

A Christler

He drove a Honda, but he didn't like it. Because he never spoke of his own Accord.

Just kidding he drove a Christ-ler

I stopped in the Name of the Lord.

"For he would not speak of his own Accord"

A Honda, but he didn't talk about it. "For I did not speak of my own Accord." John 12:49.

Boy wants a car from his dad
Dad says, "First you got to cut that hair"
Boy says, "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair"
And dad says, "That's right son, Jesus walked everywhere"

(From "The Frontier Index" by The Silver Jews)

Son: Dad, I turn 16 in a few months and would really like a car for my birthday.

Father: Well son, I’ll make a deal with you. If you do three things for me, I’ll get you the car. First, you need to improve your grades. Second, I want you to see you in church every Sunday. And finally, I want you to cut your long hair.

A FEW MONTHS PASS

Son: Dad, next week is my birthday and I’ve done everything you asked. Can I get a car?

Father: I did notice you got straight A’s on your report card and I’ve seen you at church every Sunday. But you didn’t cut you hair. I told you to cut your hair.

Son: I wanted to talk to you about that. In bible study I learned that Moses, John the Baptist, and Jesus all had long hair.

Father: Yes they did. And they walked everywhere they went.

He was following a car with the license plate "Jesus"

https://imgur.com/a/QAEjB

One car was being operated by a small Mexican woman and the other was filled with four guys dressed up in white shirts, gray slacks and ties. Two of the guys were holding bibles in their hands so we could only assume that the group of dressed up gents were Mormons.

My dad slowed down and said: "Well, it seems to be that they let jesus take the wheel."

edit: grammar

A Christler.

A Christ-ler

A Christ-ler.

I stopped in the name of the Lord.