Courtesy of my kid niece: What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bull dozer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SegavsCapcom
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Courtesy of my 7 year old : What do you call a cow who is cleaning the yard?

A Lawn-moo-er...

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A dental implant is a device. Toothpaste can be blue.

So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?

A Bluetooth device.

Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.

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What do you call an everyday potato?

A commentator!

Courtesy of my grandpa, who called me just to tell me that.

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