Devout Puns

A list of puns related to "Devout"

What do you call a devout Catholic American Actress?

Marilyn Nunroe

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👤︎ u/StevenJF
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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My grandmother, a very devout member of the Spiritualist church, used to communicate with departed spirits at her congregation. Unfortunately, she passed away last week. By all accounts, it was a peaceful death.

Perhaps she'll be able to tell me herself at the funeral

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👤︎ u/boganic-alcoholic
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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Hamlet has to pee[Hamleak]

Quick little blurb I wrote in class: “To pee, or not to pee, that is the question. Whether ‘tis nobler in the bladder to suffer the slings and arrows of painful retention. Or to take arm against a see of urine and by opposing relive it. To go-to pee, No more; and by a leak we say to end the headache and the thousand visceral shocks that urine is heir to: ‘tis a consummation devoutly to be piss’d. “

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👤︎ u/rmiller25
📅︎ Mar 21 2018
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